OLIVER STONE IS STILL AN ASS WIPE
10.13.08Oliver Stone was on Bill Maher’s HBO show over the weekend, and between discussing his experiences in Vietnam and as a Yale classmate of both George W. Bush and John Kerry, he of course discussed his new movie W. He does a great job of explaining that his film will be more than the same stupid chain emails and Bushism of the day calendars we’ve been passing around for the last 8 years.
“You don’t have to go out of your way… You can make fun of Bush and he’s a parody, but look at the guy, you don’t have to make it up. The guy speaks for himself. People think they know George Bush but they don’t. The guy’s a bit like the Wizard of Oz.”
Great speech right? But then right afterwards I jumped on the internet to look at amputee porn what did I see? A brand new banner ad for W:
Way to go, Ollie. “We don’t need to make fun of Bush, we’ll just take a picture of him on the shitter!” Thank God I have people like Ollie to properly articulate my nuanced point of view. Oh, and by the way, any native English speaker who goes out of his way to pronounce “déjà vu” with properly accented French hasn’t gotten has ass kicked nearly enough. (3:15 mark of the video – does anyone know how to make a loop of that?)
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Unless it involves a daisychain at Kindercare, I’m afraid my looping skills are no good here.
Not that it would ever happen, *cough cough*, but Ollie does realize that W. could probably call in some Presidential pardons to the CIA and make his ass disappear, doesn’t he?
*takes his hand off J’s balls*
Next time wait before you comment.
If you wanted amputee porn, just ask me in my hotmail address. but i will expect a higher place on the COTW next time, of course.
Wow, Bill Maher and Oliver Stone together? Throw in Patrick Roy and you have my trifecta of most hated people in this world.
Oliver Stone should team up with Spike Lee, I bet they would get along great. Stone says n1ggers love Scarface…
Stone is so annoying I want to hit him with a glass coffee pot.
Good thing W is self-defecating.
PS, I don’t know what I’m on about. Abort. Abort. Abort.
The toilet lever is in the back, and to the right.
GPP, that was awesome
Oi! Geney Poo! Whatchoo got against Patrick rWa?
And, I am assuming there is a conflicting “magic lever” theory.
Shouldn’t it be back . . . and to the left?
This just in:
The part of Erswi will today be played by a shirtless Jason Statham
So after playing dress up as a cowboy for all these years what will dipshit do next, construction worker? Indian? Gay leather bound biker?
It’s not so much that Patrick Roy is a bad person, an enabler of a father, a French-Canadian, and an asshole; it’s that he played for the Avalanche while being all of those things. Fuck that dude.
Barney Frank is sooooo wanking off to this pick right now.
Actually, W will be moving to Dallas, near me. Wooo Hooo
Anyone want to toilet paper his house?
1996, 1999 and 2000.
“I thunk, therefore I stunk.”
Fuck you’s guys. I liked the Avs. Not the piece of shit Avs today. The Roy, Bourque, Forsberg, Sack-itch Avs.
The inner dialogue of the shitting president;
Here I sit all broken hearted, had to… if you fart… and, you can’t… you make a dooky. Yeah.
“Hey, that one looks like New Orleans.”
You don’t really have to go out of your way to make fun of anybody. For instance; it’s not much of a stretch for me to say that Oliver Stone is a fuckface. Matter-of-fact, that was pretty easy.
So Bush goes commando?
Oi, also to Oibmozz there . . . the part of Erswi is ALWOISE played boi a shirtless Jason Stavfam!
W thinks Rodin was Godzilla’s toughest opponent.
I call this piece of art “The Stinker”
Just be glad that Stone is portraying Bush shitting on a toilet; you should see his idea for Vietnam and Nixon’s carpet-bombing campaign.
Real men shit with their boots on. But it takes a special man to drink out of them.
Vince, can you update the link to the CoTW nom thread?
Really Erswi? I have to go, its hard to type with one hand
Bush is to “The Thinker” as The Satanic Verses is to The Bible.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve had to bite down on a knuckle or two in my day. There have been times it felt like I was shitting a coffee can.
“I call the brown one Condee.”
CoTW link updated. But don’t bother nominating Burnsy’s New Orleans comment because it’s not getting on there.
I’m in awe of the subtle way he implied W. being full o’ shit.
Vince, you know how if brothas say it’s alright to say Ni99az, then it’s OK?
I say it’s OK to put Burnsy’s NO comment up.
But don’t bother nominating Burnsy’s New Orleans comment because it’s not getting on there.
How quickly the chosen fall. Penthouse to
outhouseshitter, just like that.So, “Crap” by the LeftRights was actually official audio from a Presidential conference?
Oliver Stone’s W wipes his ass “across the street” and not “up the river”.
Tagline: “Musings from the Oval Orifice.”
Oliver Stone’s W doesn’t give a courtesy flush.
Watching that interview, I’d swear I’ve seen him be a pretentious twat before. Weird.
Wait a sec, I thought Clinton was the one with the code name “Elvis.”
Oliver Stone’s W takes a picture of his turds with his phone and then sends it to all his friends.
Oliver Stone’s W waddles to the mirror to wipe his ass.
But Pauly, does he use baby wipes?
Oliver Stone’s W does the “upper decker” AND the “lazy mexican”.
I think that W’s lack of underwear is due to him sharting and having to cut his undies off with scissors so he didn’t smear shit all down his leg.
Oliver Stone’s W doesn’t wash his hands if he has a “breakthrough”. He just wipes his hands with more tp.
Oliver Stone’s W does not care about Diremutt’s avi.
“And here goes the last scrap of the 27th Amendment. Good thing they made this thing long enough to last me eight years. My only regret is that they didn’t make it two-ply”
I guess his editors drew the line at the stack of copies of the Constitution he wanted to place at GWB’s feet.
Oliver Stone’s W calls taking a shit, “the catcher calling for the ol’ curveball”.
Oliver Stone’s W Still says “Tacos Rule.”
Oliver Stone’s W learned civics from Schoolhouse Rock.
But like the old cars, his were spelled “cvcc’s”
*kicks dirt, mumbles*
Yeah, well Gonzo was boring.
Diremutt wishes he could change his fucking avi but WordPress and Uproxx(xxxxx!!) are too busy bathing in fucking period blood to unfuck this place.
Diremutt also thinks that people who talk about themselves in the third person are A) Assholes or B) Retarded douche bags or C) The Mighty Feklahr.
Oliver Stone’s W hasn’t learned the hard way to make sure you hike up the tail of your dress shirt when pooping.
I changed my avi, but I can’t say the same for my boxer briefs.
Dubya’s trying to think up a good slang term for when the turd is so long, it brushes your balls every so gently (psst, hey George, the answer is “eskimo kiss”).
When Oliver Stone’s W finishes wiping, he says “Mission Accomplished”.
**flips over Burnsy’s card table, pulls out Bowie knife**
WOooOOW! Good thing I brung mah dancin shoes!
I move to call a phantom turd a “Kimbo”, because something stinks but I’ll be fucked if I see it what caused it.
fuck. too many its there. oh well.
The Mighty Feklahr would pay money to watch G Dub wipe his ass with Oliver Stone. He is freaky like that.
Something tells me Vince brings his dancing shoes everywhere.
I’d rather see a kidney stone in my toilet than see Oliver Stone’s W on a toilet.
Stone, I served with Spike Lee: I knew Spike Lee; Spike Lee was a friend of mine. Stone, you’re no Spike Lee.
Pretty close though. A little blacker and you’ve about got it.
**flips over Burnsy’s card table, pulls out Bowie
knife‘s China Girl cassette single**Uproxxed!
Fuckin hell, I ain’t done shit for work pretty much all damned day. Well, no point starting now.
Bill and Oliver put the BO in HBO.
Bush tried to write his own screenplay about Oliver Stone, but he kept drawing the O backwards.
Are you sure Burnsy? I thought I heard he was drawing it upside-down.
Pic caption: Dubya runs for President.
You know? It’s this level of insensitivity and disdain towards a sitting President that really makes me miss “That’s My Bush”!
W calls shitting, “dropping Kanye off at the pool”.
If Fek were around he could tell me what was wrong with the first paragraph of this news article.
http://www.suntimes.com/technology/1217486,CST-NWS-moto13.article
Erswi, that show was the stuff TV legends are made of.
W calls all his bathroom trips “dirty politics”. Looks like right now he’s engaged in some mud-slinging.
You should see him lobbying the caucus…
Laura Bush is tired of George calling his skidmark the “Presidential Seal.”
W’s least favorite bathroom experience is the “hanging chad”.
Like the Borg? Idiots!!
W’s favorite sexual act is the Cleveland Stammer.
George isn’t actually shitting. He just found out it’s October, so he’s waiting for the Great Blumpkin.
Oh, and I’d like to add wackety schmackety doo… doo.
One of Bush’s biggest problems writing on the toilet is his propensity to make a dangling participle.
*a spike in neutron radiation is detected, then SUDDENLY! Grethor decloaks*
*incoming transmission*
QAPLAH, human forshak-lapping yItaghs!
erswi-To address your concerns, The Mighty Feklahr is sure that the Borg use Sprint/Nextel, and not Verizon. They get more roaming minutes, which is good for intergalactic travel.
*end transmission*
*Grethor goes blurry around the edges then SUDDENLY! vanishes*
Shouldn’t he be reading Highlight’s or something?
Thought bubble above Dubya: I“Dang, did Larry say a BJ was one tap or two?”
You are so wrong, Fek!! Borg dont need phones, as they are part of the same collective and think as a group. Duh
uh, I mean
GRRRRRRR.. something cooler than Star Trek
Let me express my bitter disappointment in all of you (especially you Fek) that none of you caught that it was saying 25 FUCKING YEARS AGO WE DIDN’T THINK WE’D BE RUNNING AROUND LIKE THE FUCKING BORG THAT WEREN’T FUCKING INVENTED UNTIL 22 YEARS AGO! WHAT THE FUCK?
Well, then, Swi, we werent thinking about it, because we didnt know.
And yes, Eibz is correct. Carrying a phone is much more akin to wearing a Comm-badge than it is being a borg drone.
Forgive me for going back to this particular reference.
Oh you didn’t know? Your ass better caaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Thank you
I bet Bush is the type of guy that completely drops his pants and underwear when he takes a piss in a public restroom. I hate that shit. If I wanted to walk into a bathroom and see a man’s ass I’d go to a rest stop.
Laura is no longer amused when Dubya giggles at her vaginal flatulence and says “Hail to the queef.”
Anybody care to teach me how to screen grab a web page on a Mac?
*slow clap with a knowing wink to erswi*
The Trekkie is strong in this one!
However, The Mighty Feklahr could let Himself on a technicality involving a conspiracy theory that V-Ger was the first Borg, but He will let it slide.
http://www.apple.com/pro/tips/secretcapture.html
command shift 4
select what you want and it makes a fun camera noise
Oliver Stone is a anagram of I Love ‘Strone.
Beeks is my hero. nePoo and e07 are runners-up.
I’m not your cousin, stop running up on me ya perv!
I want to hear more about this amputee porn. Is it anything like manatee porn?
A fuckin’ Mac? I thought you were a Republican, Burnsy!?!?
New Up!
Burnsy, sorry I’m late for the Mac Attack.
ht tp://homepage.mac.com/frakes/MOSXPT/content/keyboard.html
BEST. SITE. EVER. for Mac hotkeys
Oliver Stone has made a movie that shows the president is just like us.
I can’t stand even ten seconds of that clip. If there are two people on Earth that have done less for this country than G.W., then they’re these two slapfarts.
President Bush be reasonable!