10.30.08 NUT SHOT IN THE TRAILER, LOLZ!
Bernie Mac seemed like a cool guy, so I’d hate for him to go out like Raul Julia. But I can’t ignore the fact that the new Red-Band trailer for Soul Men has both a guy getting hit in the face and a guy getting hit in the nuts. Either one is the kiss of death (see The Rocker and Love Guru for other examples of this). Lines I enjoyed:
“Skip on these muthaf-ckin nuts!”
“How you gone hit a nigga inna nuts?”
“I don’ like boy pussy no way.”
More for the rest of us, I say.
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NUT SHOT IN THE TRAILER, LOLZ!
Ball bashing may not be the kiss of death, but being in this movie sure as fuck was.
The Blues, Brothers.
The return of Craptaculous? What else did I miss today?
This is hysterical! It’s like America’s Funniest Home Videos! That Bob Saget is a gosh-darn genius!
I like my boy pussy with a side of girl dick.
Is this a remake of the movie where the white guy took tanning pills to get a scholarship to college?
<—————– Doesn’t ever watch the trailers.
To this movie’s audience “How you gone hit a nigga in the nuts?” isn’t a rhetorical question.
Joanie Lauer (or whatever) has a boy pussy.
Hey guys! Remember when you were a kid on your bike and you tried to pop up on a curb but missed and racked your balls so hard you tore your scrote? Wasn’t that fucking awesome!
Erswi, my Diremutt account is corrupted, had to dig out a oldie. I had quite the fit over in 5411.
First off: ‘The Rocker’ was actually a really clever and funny movie.
Second: I’m actually kinda’ looking forward to watching ‘Soul Men’.
And third: I’m completely full of bat shit.
J, that’s another thing wrong with the Chynese.
After the nut shot Jacktion! suggested the alternate title - Swoll Men.
http://www.sadtrombone.com
The next time I go to call someone an asshole I’m just gonna call them a boy pussy to totally blow their freaking miiiind, maaaannn.
The theaters that are showing this will be louder than a fucking AC/DC concert. Matter of fact, they probably won’t even turn the speakers on.
What’s with these weird anonymous people without avatars coming in and making fun of me lately?
Fine, I’ll stop Jack!
Nut shots or no, if Sam Jackson is saying Muthafucka’, steaming loaf will be a success.
Not to mention a morbid fascination with seeing the last flick made by a dead guy…. Almost Heros anyone?
Not making fun - paying homage
shit, ‘this steaming loaf…”
it158, Don’t come back until you can find a site that plays the Price is Right failure music.
bum bum ba dum waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Not to mention a morbid fascination with seeing the last flick made by a dead guy.
You watch the Zapruder film on a loop too?
I’d rather die of pneumonia then go see this piece of garbage.
Shit, there’s an homage tax here now?
UPPPPPPROXXXXX!
I would rather be a crew member on the Challenger, than watch this movie.
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