Bernie Mac seemed like a cool guy, so I’d hate for him to go out like Raul Julia. But I can’t ignore the fact that the new Red-Band trailer for Soul Men has both a guy getting hit in the face and a guy getting hit in the nuts. Either one is the kiss of death (see The Rocker and Love Guru for other examples of this). Lines I enjoyed:
“Skip on these muthaf-ckin nuts!”
“How you gone hit a nigga inna nuts?”
“I don’ like boy pussy no way.”
More for the rest of us, I say.
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Ball bashing may not be the kiss of death, but being in this movie sure as fuck was.
The Blues, Brothers.
The return of Craptaculous? What else did I miss today?
This is hysterical! It’s like America’s Funniest Home Videos! That Bob Saget is a gosh-darn genius!
I like my boy pussy with a side of girl dick.
Is this a remake of the movie where the white guy took tanning pills to get a scholarship to college?
<—————– Doesn’t ever watch the trailers.
To this movie’s audience “How you gone hit a nigga in the nuts?” isn’t a rhetorical question.
Joanie Lauer (or whatever) has a boy pussy.
Hey guys! Remember when you were a kid on your bike and you tried to pop up on a curb but missed and racked your balls so hard you tore your scrote? Wasn’t that fucking awesome!
Erswi, my Diremutt account is corrupted, had to dig out a oldie. I had quite the fit over in 5411.
First off: ‘The Rocker’ was actually a really clever and funny movie.
Second: I’m actually kinda’ looking forward to watching ‘Soul Men’.
And third: I’m completely full of bat shit.
J, that’s another thing wrong with the Chynese.
After the nut shot Jacktion! suggested the alternate title – Swoll Men.
http://www.sadtrombone.com
The next time I go to call someone an asshole I’m just gonna call them a boy pussy to totally blow their freaking miiiind, maaaannn.
The theaters that are showing this will be louder than a fucking AC/DC concert. Matter of fact, they probably won’t even turn the speakers on.
What’s with these weird anonymous people without avatars coming in and making fun of me lately?
Fine, I’ll stop Jack!
Nut shots or no, if Sam Jackson is saying Muthafucka’, steaming loaf will be a success.
Not to mention a morbid fascination with seeing the last flick made by a dead guy…. Almost Heros anyone?
Not making fun – paying homage
shit, ‘this steaming loaf…”
it158, Don’t come back until you can find a site that plays the Price is Right failure music.
bum bum ba dum waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Not to mention a morbid fascination with seeing the last flick made by a dead guy.
You watch the Zapruder film on a loop too?
I’d rather die of pneumonia then go see this piece of garbage.
Shit, there’s an homage tax here now?
UPPPPPPROXXXXX!
I would rather be a crew member on the Challenger, than watch this movie.
You kidding donk? my dick’s hard just thinking about seeing (that commie’s head explode) blood spatter on Jackie Onassis
That would have been better if I knew html
<=== Hey UPROXX!!
Rock… use [del] [/del] or [strike] [/strike]
Except replace the [] with
*wink*
Your wish is my command, Jack!
[www.youtube.com]
hehe > and < then?
Except in the other order.
Stink, this one may be even better: [colapeen.ytmnd.com]
I bet you thought I’d be gone longer
[www.ourmedia.org]
ockStro, have fun sitting through Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.
This one is good too in Soviet Russia: [languagebarrierfail.ytmnd.com]
Kennedy wasn’t shot, right before his dome popped he said, “I fucking swear to Christ Jackie you harpy cunt, if you say one more goddamed thing anbout the heat in Texas my head is gonna explode!”
Like this?fuckineh, I feel complete now
TW, there is no definition of the word “better” that could even remotely allow for what I saw on that link you put.
touche kyP, you win this round…
Just a little NSFW there, Tengo, thanks.
There needs to be a site that combines the friendly, enticing button-ness of:
[www.instantrimshot.com]
and the failure of the Price is Right music.
I NEED IT TO EXIST!
Just concentrate really really hard Jack. Believe it exists, believe it happene- Fuck! Chris Kattan is still alive.
I’d rather watch an Aries Spears biopic.
“Ohhhh, Stifler’s mom!!”
Thanks a fucking lot for the NSFW tag, Tengo.
Taking
fluidhits in thelungsnuts is no laughing matter.Checks “I give a fuck about this” box… yup, empty.
Greatest. Halloween. Costume. Ever.
flickr.com/photos/sirberus/2976709620/in/set-72157608401752187/
I watched the Aries Spears biopic. Up until he got Bell’s Palsey. Then it was too depressing.
Sorry people! I completely forgot.
For me –> [www.ourmedia.org]
We already saw that one!
Boy, when I typed “rimshot” into goggle…
…not what I wanted.
I really hope Samuel L Jackson says “mutha fucka” in this.
DM,
too much of the rusty sheriff’s badges?
I’m assuming a lot of people type goggle.com by mistake when they’re in a hurry.
Can we keep talking about how Boondock Saints sucks?
That movie sucks.
That movie sucks so much I’ve never seen it.
Better?
I hate uproxxx’s hatred of a multi-paged comment system.
How come when meteorologists are desribing hail stone size they never use “ballsack sized?”
The lead singer of Blind Melon was in the Shannon Hoondock Saints
The Family Fuckwits wrong answer noise deserves a place on this thread.
[www.qwizx.com]
Hey guys, guess how I learned to wear a cup when playing with paintball guns?
I hope there’s a new post Soondock Saints.
Wait. You guys don’t wear a cup all the time? Ya know, just in case?
No, but they wear condoms all the time, just in case
Hellz ya Eibz! And a female condom up in, well, you know.
I never wear condoms. There’s never a “just in case”.
Y’know, I could really use that Price is Right fail sound right now.
In your boy pussy?
I have no dick, but I do keep this wolverine down there for protection. His name is Bitey McPenis.
Actually, Eib I do wear rubbers, but on my feet, since it’s far more likely that I’ll be struck by lightning.
God, I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Diremutt.
In.my.boy.pussy.
High five.
BORED!!!
What, no pussy troll, Linz?
I miss you too, J.
Fag.
How fucking pathetic are we that we sit here and continually hit refresh for the better part of the day?
*attempts a self inflicted sleeper hold*
*passes out long enough to hit head on desk and get weird looks from others*
No pussy troll, but I’ve heard of a Poondock Saint.
I take it back. Crapbasket’s kisses are more gentle. That and Diremutt always has hangover breath.
F5
F5
What the hell do you mean J?
F5
F5
Fags. And JHC, didnt you get the memo about the choking game?
what is really sad is hitting refresh and not knowing there is a new up
I did not Eib. Is it supposed to be done with a buddy? Like scuba diving and butt-sex?
scuba diving or butt-sex.
Fuck. Now I have to keep hitting refresh until someone flames me for that…
New up, with less butt seks and scuba diving
I’m pretty sure if you use the term “boy pussy” you have to like it.