Comments on: NOT EVEN GOD CAN KILL NICK NOLTE

By: readykilowatt

readykilowatt — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:28:22 +0000

Who knew cooking grain alcohol on a hot plate while standing in a tub of water could end badly?

And to think Nolte almost got cast as Han Solo.

By: bryce

bryce — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:59:36 +0000

Vince, where’s my shout out? Don’t make me sulk in the corner… (because I will)

By: nezzer

nezzer — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:21:28 +0000

Where the hell is Kirk Cameron when you really need him?

By: Miggs

Miggs — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:19:34 +0000

‘Smelt’? Isn’t that any of various small silvery marine and freshwater food fishes of the family Osmeridae, found in cold waters of the Northern Hemisphere, especially Osmerus mordax of North America and O. eperlanus of Europe?

By: The Kurgan

The Kurgan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:34:16 +0000

If Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes wasn’t dead, i’d blame her.

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:34:13 +0000

If you didn't get that, read while listening to this and smoking this.

By: jokerswild

jokerswild — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:33:20 +0000

New up.

By: Eibmoz

Eibmoz — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:32:38 +0000

Thanks for mentioning it before I did.I didnt want to look like an asshole

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:31:26 +0000

“Nolte smelt smoke from upstairs”

Wow, he smelt smoke? That’s a skill. The rest of us are limited to smelting metals.

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:29:25 +0000

I haven’t seen this many burnt coasters since the Dreamland amusement park in Kent, England.

wackety smackety dooooooooo