NEW MARLEY & ME TRAILER HAS HUMANS
10.17.08I said the bikini top, not the necklace! Stupid dog.
Well, it had to happen. The makers of Marley and Me have finally put out a trailer that isn’t solely about the adorable puppy. But even with Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson featuring prominently, the dog still seems to be the main character. It gets them into wacky adventures and teaches everyone a valuable lesson about unconditional love. It’s basically like if Forrest Gump was a dog.


That dog isn’t even the ugliest drooling thing in that picture.
If I had only one guess which actress in Hollywood wouldn’t want to work with something adorable that would over-shadow her, it would be Jennifer Aniston.
I guess suicide might have been the answer in this case.
Spike Lee wants to know why they didn’t cast a black lab.
To me, that dog looks like he’s getting his ass propped up for some bead action, if ya know what I mean.
Fek, FYI gigantic camel toe over at KSK.
Marley & Me think this movie sucks.
Picture Cap:
“Look here bitch, Mr. T couldn’t get past me. What the fuck makes you think you’re gonna fare any better?”
“I’ve chewed on lots of shoes…”
Production was delayed when the director found Marley doing some kibbles off some bitch asshole.
Hey Marley, you’re a dog. What’s that all about? I fisted Reese Witherspoon in a Movie called Fear! Did you see that movie? Ok…say hi to your mother for me ok?
“Don’t make me get all Cujo on yo ass, ya feel me?”.