10.08.08 BOND GIRL IS A PTERODACTYL OR SOMETHING
In a revelation as shocking as the news that Andy Garcia once had a siamese twin growing from his shoulder, Quantum of Solace co-star Gemma Arterton recently revealed to Esquire that she’s a polydactyl.
She was born with six fingers on each hand.
“It’s my little oddity that I’m really proud of,” she said to Esquire magazine. “It makes me different.” Different indeed. The condition, called Polydactyly, occurs in 1 of every 500 births.
As a child, the surplus digits were “tied,” which causes the boneless protrusions to fall off with time. She still bares bumpy scars where her extra appendages once were.
Earlier this year, she revealed that she was also born with a crumpled ear, which was surgically corrected in childhood. “I was born with lots of deformities,” the 22-year-old actress told the British press. [Yahoo]
Give her parents credit for allowing her to grow and blossom into the beautiful flower that she is. If my baby came out with 12 fingers and a nubbin ear I doubt I’d be nearly as understanding. “Demon spawn! Burn the witch!” I’d yell at my wife from behind the doctor.
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BOND GIRL IS A PTERODACTYL OR SOMETHING
I bet Cthulhu there would give an amazing handjob.
One of us. One of us.
Surely the next step in human evolution is to have 6 fingers instead of 5. Imagine the leap forward in gang signs!
Thats the thing about X-Men, not one of them had 3 breasts or a giant dong that they use in battle as a club…
Gemma Arterton’s mom needs to have her vagina washed out with holy water.
It’s ok, Gemma. We still love you
*Offers high-six*
Other ear Donk, other ear.
Gemma Arterton needs to have her coochie rooted out by JHC’s hog.
“Fuck you and your
nine toedtwelve fingered, cauliflower eared girlfriend.”As long as that poopshoot ain’t deformed, the date’s still on.
It’s too bad Daniel Craig’s vagina hasn’t fallen out yet.
I don’t think I’d have a problem with fucking a chick with twelve fingers. One time, I fucked a chick that only had one breast, so…
Granted it was a 65 year old lady that had had a mastectomy, but hey. Pussy’s pussy, right?
Now - who’s happy to be a bird rapist?
Gemma’s vagina is deformed because it doesn’t have my ding dong in it.
That’s right, I like to put Hostess pastries in ladyholes. Last night I Starcrunched the hell out of this chick.
“That’s a big Twinkie” has been heard in many a
FratSorority House on UCF’s campus, let me tell you.Them Ho-Ho’s love it.
When Gemma Arterton is serious about something, she’ll double pinky-swear on it.
I can never tell if she’s picking her nose or doing that Macauly Caulkin yelling imitation.
Two in the pink, …FOUR??? in the stink?!
BTK, this fucking chick is hideous to Him now.
Imagine the “shocker” she’d be able to give…
So I guess we can’t expect to see her in another Bond film until they remake Octopussy.
BTK, you can Google image search “Antonio Alfonseca” if you want to see what a six-finger hand looks like. He was a relief pitcher for the Phillies (among many other teams) and his nickname (I swear) was ‘El Polpo’.
Yeah, too bad it was on his left hand eh Stinky? Could’ve given him some wicked action on his sliders.
Ugh, this (and being Norwegian) runs in my husbands family. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed.
*starts chanting Gattica Gattica
(Michelle is pregnant and looking at you all as she cross references her natty clipboard)
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