NAZIS AND ZOMBIES! OMFG!
10.06.08Hey, remember how I said every zombie idea has already been done? Case in point, this Norwegian zombie movie, Død Snøw (Dead Snow). It looks a lot like Stone’s War, the Finnish zombie nazi trailer I posted back in March. Oh I know, I’m sure every Scandinavian nazi zombie movie is a unique little flower that’s special in it’s own way. Whatever, don’t look at me, man, the møøse was my sister.
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28 Days Fuhrer?
28 Reichs Later?
28 Hitlers Later?
I’m Out.
Well, zombies are kinda cool.
On a scale from 1 to 10, this is “Fail” about…
28!
Sure, zombies are cool Eibz, but if you had been done as many times, and in as many different ways, as movie zombies, not even the best vaginoplasty doc could repair the cavernous breezway in your pants.
On a scale from 1 to 10, I give this a ø.
Poor Paris Hilton then.
Lucas is sooooo gonna jack the Zombie Nazi angle for the Indy 5.
The only good Indy movies were Nazi Indy movies.
The only thing holding Paris’ snatch together are the scabs.
Dead snow is what I call a bad batch of blow.
This ein is for zie Feklar:
Informer, Sie sagen nicht Vati ich, lässt mich herunterrieseln Schlecht gehen Schuld,
Ein licky steigt Boom unten.
I always thought Snow was Canadian, not Jewish. Hmmm…
I am floored, not only by the quoting of Snow, but the translation.
I wanted to see this, until I found out this was not about the White House Press Secretary.
What’s great is the back-translation of the last part:
“Below licky boom rises.”
indeed.
Up, New Up!
zombie nazis peaked for me in the american werewolf in london dream sequence. seeing a nazi zombie burst into a room and shoot people up really let me know he was turning into a werewolf..
So, when did Zombies start producing warm breath? Or even start breathing? They must have been drinking hot coco or hanging with Snoop dogg, because that makes perfect sense. I smell a cameo!!!
Can’t get enough zombies. Wait I mean tits on chicks with a dead look in their eyes or dead chicks’ tits. I like tits. Zombies are ok.
Best Nazi Zombie is “Shock Waves”. It’s got Nazi SS zombies that live in the water and Peter Cushing as the Nazi scientist.