Michael Logan, a Maryland man who pled guilty to illegally recording Enchanted and 28 Weeks Later, was sentenced to 21 months in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison yesterday.
The MPAA says forensic analysis indicates Logan could be responsible for illegally recording more than 100 films from January 2006 to January 2008 in four states and the District of Columbia.
“This sentence should serve as a reminder to would-be camcorder thieves that they will in fact be prosecuted and can face serious consequences for engaging in this illegally activity,” said MPAA executive vp John Malcolm. [THR]
Hmm, last I checked you couldn’t sentence someone based on things they maybe possibly could’ve done. But as long as we’re just throwing people in prison as a deterrant, I don’t think Timberlake getting 25 years for this gay ass scarf is too much to ask.

Sad Butt Pirate : (
Brings new meaning to the old buttcam, amiright?
He should be prosecuted for his shitty taste in movies!
So will Logan ever find “Sanctuary”
(aka Cherry Flavor Anal Eaze)???
Stay tuned!
If people can be sentenced for things they possibly did, FilmDrunk may be without commenters for the next 5-10 years.
Fekkie,
I was thinking that too…
I sentence you to 15 months in jail for having in your possession, The Notebook, Nigerian Night Whores, Sorest Rump, Flesh Gordon, and When Harry Met Sally.
Check out on Amazon what other things people that looked at the large tubes of Cherry Anal Eaze bought: http://tinyurl.com/6gn9n5
*Hides bootleg DVDs of Ironman, The Dark Knight, and Step Brothers in couch cusion*
SERVES HIM RIGHT!
I clicked on the Anal Douche and was surprised to see a picture Mark Wahlberg.
Logan was easy to apprehend, as he was the only one in the theater, sitting in the middle, and wearing a very tall hat.
21 months fed time should be a walk in the park for a pirate.
Pictured: O.J.’s new cellmate
“Do I get to keep me parrot?”
Swear to god, I read the headline and thought it said Brownies. Then I was all, “Finally, the MPAA stopped being cockbiters and is being nice.” How very wrong I was.
Why don’t they just make him walk the plank?
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest! Yo ho ho and a buttful of cum!
On the bright side, we are one step closer to living in a society where gunkata exists.