One thing conspicuously absent from Casino Royale were the dancing naked lady silhouettes that have spiced up the credits in all the other Bond movies and many a novelty pen. Good news, because director Mark Forster has hired graphics house MK12 to bring them back in Quantum of Solace. Said naked model lady Franky Wedge:
The shoot took place in July and spanned four days. “We had to get a bit naked!” said Franky. “We were wearing some things just to cover certain bits of us, but it had to look like we had nothing on! [mi6.co.uk]
Isn’t it funny how hot model chicks always speak in exclamation points? They just brighten up my day. “I had to take a few days off, after my grandma died of cancer!” In related news, “naked model lady” was my nickname in high school.
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I always thought the silhouette models were amputees and cyclops. You know, sexy in that low self-esteem way.
The only model i ever dated once did a spread for Field & Stream. and yes, deer pussy IS good pussy.
The only other model that Kurg ever dated once did a spread for an advert from Osh Kosh B’ . . . hey, not for nothing but are we sure that the FBI isn’t monitoring this site?
She’s cute and all, but if her breasts were any more fake the state of California would force her to get two of those little recycling arrow triangles tattoed under each nipple.
I speak in colons.
I speak in colons.
Oh C’mon, it’s not like the opening credits to Casino Royale were THAT hard to masturbate to. Of course, that had the benefit of having Chris Cornell singing the theme song instead of Jack White & Alicia Keys.
On second thought, it’s imperative the naked ladies return.
GRRRRR….LICENCE TO KILL!
I had my Franky Wedged once. Couldn’t sit down for hours.
{Channels the spirit of Glenn}
I dated several models. Whenever I would finish a nice Testor’s B-17 or P-51 I would write the complete date before I would put it in my collection. Of course in pencil! Who knows if I might want to use it in a diarama for the state fair!
It gets really bad when hot model chicks start speaking in ellipses. Then you have to worry about pregnant pauses.
o/~ I love you, period. Do you love me, question mark? Please, Please, exclamation point! I wanna hold you in parentheses. o/~
I really wish I could tell you that’s not a real country song.
*stirs from his afternoon nap using his keyboard as a pillow, suddenly bolting upright as right hand snaps towards crotch*
Don’t ask me how, but I sensed the gheyness of this site vanish in an instant.
Bra-fucking-vo Vince. It’s about time you showed everyone your man card. It’s been hiding in your fanny pack long enough.
Listen, I’m not saying Franky Wedge is a dumb fucking name, but… *looks at pictures*
Yeah, I’m saying that.
I dated a couple models before I was married. One was an HO Bachmann Union Pacific. Beauty.
Hey, “naked model lady”, can I check out what you put for #3 on the Louisiana Purchase? Thanks, Big Dog.
I dated a model. Well, I copped a feel from a mannequin in Younkers. That’s the same isn’t it? Fuck you!
TW, neither I nor anybody else has a clue what the fuck you’re talking about. Well done.
You know that an MK12 is a rifle too, right?
Click here
Are you not allowed to show silhouetted nipple in a PG-13 film?
I dated two models back in the day. Worst.BJ’s.Ever.
Being able to suck a good dick must have something to do with IQ, because they were both dumb as a bag full of really dumb rocks.
I would gladly # her.
You know that an MK12 is a rifle too, right?
Soooo… we’re worried they might have accidentally hired a firearm to shoot the models?
…right in her *.
“In related news, “naked model lady” was my nickname in high school.”
I’d rather fuck ~ Swinton.
DM, yeah! They keep the really smart rocks in boxes, not bags. Fucking A!
(not really)
IT’S A EUROPEAN CARRY ALL!
I could understand how they might want the models wearing something for the shoot. I mean, certain women (like your mother), when shot in silhouette, may look like they’ve got a tiny dick from the right angle.
Donk, just stay the fuck away from ^top.
I tip my powered wig in your direction, good sir.
Donk, sounds like “personal experience” there.
Were you just in the pool?
Funny, I knew a Franky Wedge once, but he worked as a longshoreman and had bigger tits.
Sorry, where they just in the pool?
Witty, what do you do with your models when you’re done with them? I usually go with ###\\\##//// (fuck, what’s the symbol for “bury them in the backyard?)
Isn’t a “Frank Wedgie” when you tuck it…”back there”…
…
*looks a little closer*
Dor sho gha! NEVERMIND!
Tengo, I don’t know what the fuck a powered wig is, but could you at least tell me what size batteries it takes?
Diremut wins the “Spirit of Glen” award – none of you fuckers has come this close to a Glen comment. Read it and learn.
I thought they were making Gemma Arterton into a silhouette…
OK, either the ventialtion is out in my and I’m oxygen deprived, or VaLince and TW are making no fucking sense.
DM-it’s the ventilation.
{Bows}
{winks}
So when does the undoctured footage of this shoot leak onto the intertubes?
Stoney, nice.
TengoWood, I know you’re all flush with adrenaline from looking death in the face and then fucking it, but could you try to make some goddamn sense today please?
COOL! Hypoxia is the goal of auto erotic asphyxiation, and we all know what that means!
Jerky Time!
{stops, drops, and ROTFJO}
Actually Stone, I think that scene was a plotted outline.
That’s good advertising in the banner pic there, considering I had to squint to read the Magnetwist sign.
[i]Isn’t it funny how hot model chicks always speak in exclamation points?[/i]
That’s only the African ones.
(please somebody get that)
cheesus christ! could I get a fucking lesson here?
test
Witty, do exactly what you just did.
Lesson over.
Durst
New Up!
Thanks, Donk. Nothing like fucking up a perfectly good joke with HTML failure.
Witty, good. Solid comment. Scratch the “somebody get that” though, this isn’t Turdenite Town.