One named wonderdouche McG (aka Mayor McCheese) recently updated his Terminator Salvation blog to discuss the editing and visual effects process.
Charlie Gibson is aware of his responsibility as the VFX supervisor and second unit director of this film. He works with ILM and Asylum every day and makes revisions to the finest detail. We want the patina of the machines to be dirty and heavy and perfectly realistic – that’s why we built so much practically with Stan Winston.
Ooh, “patina”, nice word, McCheese. You’re so erudite! Maybe I’ve been wrong about you all along!
We set out to create a world that honored the Terminator mythology but was its own new beginning. Every day I learn from Conrad [Buff, the editor] as he makes the elegant choices of a disciplined filmmaker. It feels great to have his confidence in the movie. I take his opinion very seriously, he provides a daily litmus test for what is worthy of a Terminator film.
Okay, getting kinda fruity. But I have to admit, I’m impressed he’s been able to repress his inner retard for this long.
Most importantly, Christian and Sam bring power to the rolls of John Connor and Marcus Wright. This is a story of two destinies colliding. Connor is part of a resistance comprised of the ethnicities that make up the globe. This film is so much more that just Los Angeles. It reflects the global crisis of man, all of man versus machine.
Bwahahaha! This is gonna be so deep, man! It’s about global crisis! Choke on my powerful rolls, you robot SOBs! Drink my venti latte of death! Feast on my muffins of annihilation!
Haha, “rolls”. What an idiot.

Was this the “roll” Britney was preparing for when she attacked those paps with an umbrella? ella…ella…ella..
McG tried to give his dog “Funky Cold Patina”.
I tell you what, if Charlie Gibson brings as much panache and astuteness to this Terminator film as he did with Good Morning America, then this movie will teach you how to make a mean fucking dinner role for Thanksgiving.
STELLA!!!!!!!!!!By “I take his opinion very seriously” McGizz meant that when his editor throat chops him and yells, “No! Bad McChode! This entire action sequence will not be in slow motion, punctuated by 36fps tracking shots! Bad McGay! Bad!” he listened, then piddled on the floor.
So yeah, here’s my two cents. Turns out that Mayor McCheese is listed as Executive Producer on the NBC show Chuck. And you know what? I really kinda don’t hate that show.
*ducks and covers*
I’m Sorry!
TERMIN4TOR: Rise of the Thesaurus
Chuck is my favorite show on television. But I’ve come to recognize that it’s the work of the creative minds that makes it great and not some gooberdouche who provides funding.
Ergo, ipso facto, IIIIIIIIIII JUST WANNA FLY!
erswi-How could you possibly phag up a McDouche thread MORE?
Bruns-How could you possibly phag up a McDouche thread MORE?
Whatever, Sarah’s hot. I’ll gladly spend an hour on a Monday night secretly hating myself for watching a McJoint.
I mean, fuck that guy.
Does this add to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE
Could someone bring me a Latte? Mmmmm. That’s great. Thanks.
*puts barrel in mouth*
So when McGeez went to that Hockey game,
http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=10884#comments
I wonder if he got the hint when the fans threw him on the ice.
I’m actually quite fond of McG now that I know he also did Smash Mouth videos.
That dude doesnt even have neck, he looks like one of those popsicle stick people I use to make in preschool.
With a name like Conrad Buff, that guy belongs in one of those scary gay pornos full of sinewy steroid freaks. I imagine this guy makes McJesus hold his balls out of the way while he performs cock push-ups on the set.
Most importantly, Christian and Sam bring power to the rolls of John Connor and Marcus Wright.
Fuck him. They’ll never match the power that Arnold Schwarzenegger brought to the biscuits of the Terminator.
I bet McG is the person who originally wrote this:
“I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it “the terminator”. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.”
Now we know what Ham from The Sandlot’s been doing all these years….
“I’m in yur moviez….fuken ‘em up!”