
About a month ago, Max Payne received an R-rating from the MPAA (which makes sense, considering it’s based on a shoot-em-up video game about whores and Satanists. Back then, director John Moore had this to say:
[Getting a PG-13 rating] continues to be a challenge. We’re right in the middle of it now. We’re suffering from what I call Batman blowback. The Motion Picture Association of America gave The Dark Knight a PG-13 rating and basically sucked Warner Bros. cock. I have a serious amount of issues with the MPAA. Did you know it was made up of volunteers? As if that somehow excludes them from some type of wrongdoing. You can’t serve on it if you’re a homosexual or if you didn’t grow up in a shared parenthood home. Go to their website and read their charter about what gives a fair and balanced view for typical parents [Editor’s Note: All the MPAA’s website says is that Board members must be parents themselves and have “a shared parenthood experience”. Doesn’t say anything about homosexuals one way or the other.]. We’re still strangled by an association that’s straight out of the House Un-American Activities Committee.
But now that it’s received a PG-13, he had this to say:
“I didn’t have to change much. We trimmed some frames more for the sake of trimming frames than anything, but we got the rating without any major changes at all. I’m a little surprised that we changed their minds, effectively, but I’m happy about it. It proves that if you stick to your guns and you have the creative, and dare I say moral sense, that you’re in the right, that you can get the right thing done.” [GameDaily]
Mmm-hmm, yeah, sure, way to stick to your guns, buddy. Of course he goes on to say that they’ll be releasing an unrated DVD version that will be totally awesome.
This whole thing is stupid. Dark Knight had to be PG-13 because it’s about Batman and they have to sell toys. For any other movie, it doesn’t f-ing matter. What was the first movie to hit number 1 at the box office after Dark Knight? Tropic Thunder, rated R. These jackasses need to learn PG-13 does not equal wider audience, and the DVD thing is even stupider. People buy DVDs because they really liked the movie, not because they’ve got their fingers crossed that it won’t be shitty this time. And anyway, people got all excited about Max Payne because the trailer looked cool, but let’s remember, John Moore’s last few movies were The Omen, Flight of the Phoenix, and Behind Enemy Lines. He’s not suddenly gonna pull something brilliant out of his ass because Mark Wahlberg and a video game are involved.
[Other sources: RopeofSilicon, IGN]



He’s not suddenly gonna pull something brilliant out of his ass because Mark Wahlberg and a video game are involved.
He may if Mark Wahlberg put a bedazzled X-Box controller up his butt during sexplay.
Max Payne toys? Goody goody. I want the whore and satanist toys.
Anyone else notice that Uproxx supports giving professional baseball players the shocker during celebrations?
*reaches into his ass*
How about that? War and Peace.
Has anybody bothered to get Eewee Bowel’s opinion on this?
You’d have to be a volunteer to serve on the MPAA. You couldn’t pay me enough to watch EVERY GODDAMNED MOVIE. Think about that for just a second…you HAVE to watch a film made by Friedberg and Seltzer. Or Frank Stallone. Or Madonna. Fuck you very much, I’ll stick to flipping burgers or suckin’ dick for rent money.
Coincidentally, my cock sucking is PG-13.
*reaches into John Moore’s ass*
Good Burger 2?
Vinnie Barbarino, not to nit pick here, but could you change the link in the “about FilmDrunk” to this week’s nomination page? I’d like to nominate some things, but my mouse refuses to click on the previous entries tab.
I’m kidding guys, I’m just lazy. Go along with it though.
CoTW:
[filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
UPdated.
Thanks fellers.
Wow, Lince, you are friendly! Could you maybe jam a finger up His ass (not your thumb) the next time you are blowing Him?
JUST KIDDING!
(you can use the thumb)
Fek! Not the thumb! Nobody could survive that!
What exactly does “F.O.S.” mean? The Mighty Feklahr will presume “Fond of Silverbacks”.
Fek – According to my sources close to T.I. and Lil Wayne, it refers to “Flowers Over Snitches.” And then I couldn’t understand a word they said after that.
erswi-He doesn’t want Lince to tickle His prostate, He wants Lince to tickle His SPINE.
New Up!
I’m so glad this got a PG-13 rating so now I can take a date.
Yeah, I’m sure that’s what happened… The MPAA thought he had a good “moral sense” after he said they suck cock…
And while we are on the subject… is he saying they sucked the Warner Brothers cock? Just the brothers then?