10.30.08 MATISYAHU IS THE REAL LIFE RAS-TRENT!
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Fox Searchlight is adapting a “dystopian tale” called Age of Rage. All they say about it is that it’s “Children of Men meets Lord of the Flies”, which is pretty much the stupidest comparison ever, considering Children of Men is about a world without children and Lord of the Flies is about a world without adults. Put them together and what do you get? Either a world that’s like the regular world or a story with no humans. Sounds thrilling.
Anyway, the project is going to be directed by Marc Webb, a music video director who did the Matisyahu video above. Here’s my point: watch this shit and tell me Matisyahu (aka Matthew Miller) and Andy Samberg’s “Ras-Trent” (video after the jump) aren’t the same f-cking guy. Buhda ding ding ding whooaa oh oh…
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MATISYAHU IS THE REAL LIFE RAS-TRENT!
I can see the resemblance in the nose.
Why would anyone CHOOSE to listen to that?
Bloodclot, period.
Or a period-blood clot.
I’m sorry, which video is the parody again?
Pfft, Rasta was SO last season.
Matisyahu is like Ariel Sharon meets Snow.
Pfft, Rasta was SO last season.
Apparently this season it’s Orthodox Rasta.
Being a white Rasta is just an excuse for not showering.
This December Matisyahu is lighting another splif for each day of Jahnukkah.
So that’s how you spell mottis ya hoo. No wonder my synagogue never got a response. I’m a terrible fan club president.
Under Matthew Miller’s guidance, I’m considering changing my name to Donkiwoohu.
I had orthodox rasta last night with some pesto and vegetables.
When did the Amish start rapping? Does he use a wooden microphone?
Matisyahu buys all of his rum and coconuts wholesale.
You know what? Fuck what you guys think, but I would really enjoy fucking the new, chunky chick on SNL. I swear I can’t tell you why, but she gives me fever, for some fucking reason.
My Age of Rage was 13.
You can just see some Hollywood douchebag making that nonsense comparison over lunch followed by a celery enema. ‘See, it’s like Sound of Music meets Hardcore’. ‘It’s like Flinstones meets Saving Private Ryan’.
JHC, your prescription is clearly more cowbell.
You’re being very un-dude right now J. Go check out snorg and calm down.
To his credit, Matisyahu is the only singer in Reggae music today who’s father wasn’t Bob Marley.
Zach de la Rocha longs for the days of Rage.
And communism.
also, the Age of Rage
fuck
I thought Matisyahu was more Rabbi than Rasta
If this movie turns out to be about a bunch of sterile children, then my interest is waning fast.
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