10.14.08 JOHN MCCAIN DEMANDS YOU MARK IT ZERO

Soooo, this is clever in what way exactly?

Um, I guess I approve this message?

It may be from the repeated brain injuries I’ve sustained over the years of fucking all of your Mothers, but that was kinda funny.

I’d rather see Sarah Palin superimposed twice over the dyke scene in Gia.

So I guess this means that I don’t technically have my own tag yet. Whatever, I’m pretending like I do. Rock on. Sort of.

I only kinda sorta liked his faces when he was pointing the gun. But overall, not super clever. Posted cause I thought it might be newsworthy, I guess. Whatever, I gonna start drinking again.

The sad thing is that if he would just use these lines tomorrow night, he might actually accomplish something during the debate.

Later, we’ll get to see Obama saying “you just give us all ze money you have on you and ve’ll call it even”

I’d rather see Dennis Kucinich’s face superimposed over An American Tail.

All I know is that if I need a toe by 3 PM, I’m calling McCain before Obama.

Election Fever!!

You want to impress me? The faces of Cindy McCain, Sarah Palin, the Bush twins, Gore’s daughters, Kerry’s daughter, Kucinich’s wife, Sarah Palin, Meghan McCain, Rachel Bilson, just because, and me in any orgy scene from Caligula. And if there’s more than one dick involved, use Pelosi.

John McCain really pulls the whole room together.

Starring McCain, this should be The Brig Lebowski.

I’d take Sarah Palin’s face on Tara Reid’s body during the “I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars” scene. They can dub it so she says “Biden can’t watch though” and have a shot of one of his numerous shit eating grin shots over Brandt’s head.

We’ve secretly replaced the audiences regular Donnie with new Nancy Pelosi. Let’s see if anyone notices…

I think Mark Iteight is registered to vote in Florida.

Smokey is a terrorist Arab.