10.10.08 JASON STATHAM INTRODUCES NEW TRAILER
Oi, ‘allo. Jason fock’n Stafam ‘ere again. ‘Scuse me whoile oy put moy fock’n pants back on, now innit. Roighto den. So dis is da new fock’n traila fa moy new fock’n movie, Da Traspor’a Paht Free. In dis one, oy’s gonna droive roun’ punchin’ fock’n blokes an’ taggin’ birds, now isn’ oy? Cuz dat’s wha’ oy fock’n do, now don’ oy? In between fock’n transpor’erin’ fings a course.
Righto den, yeah. So den in dis one, some cheeky cunt ‘as put a fock’n bomb roun’ moy fock’n wrist, anne sez ‘e’s gonna set it off if oy go more den 75 fock’n feet from da fock’n car. Oi, ’sa good fockin’ fing ‘e ain’t set da fock’n bomb on moy shir’, now don’ it? Cuz oy’s oilways a good fock’n ways away from moy shir’ now doesn’ oy? Anyway, as oy was sayin, oy can’t go very far away from da fock’n car, else da cunt’ll blow me oll ta shite. Luckily, dey done fought of everyfing, and not only do oy get ta droive a flash shoiny bloody sazz wagon, day done put a fit bird roight dere inna fock’n car wif me. Moighty fock’n convenien a dem, oy fought. Dat way after oy’s done beatin a piss out a cunts, oy can go roight back to da fock’n car, an’ ‘ere’s a fock’n bird roight fock’n ‘ere. Oy, ‘howz abou’ a shag den, swee’art? Roighto den. Long story fock’n shor’, go see moy fock’n movie, ya cunts, cuz ovvawoise oy’s gonna roide moy bloody fock’n BMX boicycle roight up your fock’n backside, now isn’ oy. An’ den oy’s gonna do a fousand fock’n pushups. Cunts.
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JASON STATHAM INTRODUCES NEW TRAILER
Vince, I never get tired of your Jason Statham posts.
GRRRR…. SOCCER RIOTS
‘oight den Strathey, ‘ows about ye go fer a jaunt wit’ me choy-knees mate ch’ere, ee’s got a li’ul present for ya in th’ lorry.
I never tire of these either, although I do GET tired while reading’em, now don’ oy? Anyone else have to tiptoe through reading this shite?
Luckily Babelfish just added a Jason Statham to English translation service. Jacktion! should be by any moment to show you what Stathamese looks like in Russian.
I take back my film school comment from yesterday.
I think Statham should do a remake of My Fair Lady. “Wots dis all about den ‘Enry ‘Iggins?”
GRRRR… MY MOM MADE ME WATCH IT AS A CHILD!
Nom and his avi were suspiciously silent in the last thread…
Jason Statham’s Facebook relationship status is set at It’s complicated with Jason Statham.
A small piece of “Jason Statham as SuperNanny”.
“Oy lacked da lil fock’ers in da baismant.”
You know, Vince… you could make up Jason Statham’s Italian Cousin and use that pidgin Italian you’ve been longing to use for so long.
I cannot watch that trailer, as Mr Stathan appears to be wearing a shirt.
It hurts my head
This clip needs a shirtless Jason Statham beating a chinaman. That would really tie the day together for me.
May I suggest “movie news for homicidal maniacs”?
Why the hell wasn’t JASON STATHAM in Herbie Fully Loaded?
Needs more gun totin’, lingerie sportin’ model-turned-actresses. So does the movie.
Wackity-Schmackity Doo!
Goddamn, i love that.
@GPP
Thank you for the heads up on the Babelfish addition. I was about to email Google Translator that we needed a little help up in here.
Movie news for shirtless Brits?
Like I said Chino, that’s the beauty of silencers now being legal here. Of course you didn’t hear me. What I’m confused about is that you didn’t seem to FEEL me either. I mean, it’s not THAT small, is it?
Movie news for blowfish, not Hootie.
Movie news for gun rapists
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