IF BART SIMPSON WAS A GAY SUPERHERO
10.07.08
Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass is the rare comic book movie that actually sounds interesting. It stars Nic Cage and McLovin, and a kid named Aaron Johnson in the lead. This is a picture of Johnnson’s stunt double. I often wear a similar outfit to my Big Brothers Big Sisters meetings, though mine has a much bigger codpiece. I need something that lets me move for when I’m doing my stretches.
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Shouldn’t a Puerto Rican be playing the janitor?
So do you have a picture of what Gary looks like, or is it just Ace?
Shouldn’t a Puerto Rican be
playingthe janitor?In the future, all superheros will carry two ultra-slim Totes® Umbrellas on their backs.
The Mighty Feklahr created a comic book hero when He was in junior high. It’s name was “Chrome Plated Cheese”, a big furry monster type thing with claws that worked as an private detective in Mexico and was fond of sombreros and serapes. Oh, and he was a homicidal maniac. QAPLAH!
It’s about time more superheros avoid the unsightly embarrasment of “dishsoap hands.”
Or “dish pan hands.” Whichever. I stopped going into the kitchen once I agreed to date.
I bet his boots are to die for.
<—- My outfit is still better.
*IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND!*
I don’t think fellatio is an optimum superpower for a dude.
He looks like he could be the mascot for that restaurant that has those little greasy burgers that make you shit for days but still taste so good…Green Castle.
Now that i’ve looked up close i’ve just realised Donkey’s avi is the Tron guy. I’ve been thinking it was a guy in a straitjacket, or the Tron guy’s regular attire.
If I didn’t know anything about football, I would imagine this as the uniform for the Green Bay Packers.
I think the stunt double misunderstood what the director meant when he said “just so you know, the character spends most of the film being balled.”
New Up!
Looks like I get to play the role of Post Cooler today. Maybe I should just add “New Up!” to every comment and give GWSNU the day off.
those Make-A-Wish-Foundation people need to know when to tell these sick little kids “no”. If they want to be a superhero they need to learn how to beat cancer first.