HOW DARE YOU, SIR!
10.14.08Some clever fellow named Adam Slutsky (a Polish guy with “slut” in his name… too… many… jokes… system overload… does anyone else smell burnt toast? Klafs;jkadfsjkladfskl….) cleverly decided to turn this Vote or Die PSA into a PSA about not seeing Nic Cage movies.
I liked Face Off. Then again, I didn’t go to college.
Nic Cage was a legend. That was old school, good Nic Cage. Then he decided to keep existing. I wasn’t for it. I wasn’t like, “Yeah, let’s keep him alive.”
How dare you sons of bitches insult Papa Bear! Do you have any idea what my life would be like if they’d never made Wicker Man? Do you, huh?? I demand a written apology immediately, or I will fight you all! And these guns don’t shoot blanks. They fire missiles. Sex missiles.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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I always liked Luke Cage better, especially when he was teamed up with Iron Fist.
How about a PSA against itchy nuts? Because I’m totally against them right now.
Now why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?
It angers me that I never got any money from the domain transfer of MagicHugs.com, but what the hell can I do when the judge imposes his will?
Dor sho gha! Launch flagellum-like photon torpedoes! BAH!
I saw Ghost Rider. But I also produce homemade Dare Devil biopics that are just me talking in the dark about things I think I hear.
I saw Con Air. But, then again, I stick toasted marshmellows up my ass and write 1,000 word blog entires about Veterinary School reforms.
Arm Sex Missles? huh.
I’d rather take a PSA test than listen to celebrities in a PSA.
I choose “or Die.”
Shit, I meant cake.
The problem with sex missles is that it can take up to two hours to reload.
/\ Miggs could do it faster!
But in other news Christian Slater kicks ass and takes names as a TV star now.
Well we’re all out of cake.
New Up!
Yeah, I really wanted to hate that show but it was aight. I still thing Christian Slater is a weiner though.
LOL. Michelle07
I could deal with his weiner after seeing him shirtless. Boy got beef’d up. The 80′s badboys are now the hotties of TV. Thank you Kiefer for starting a trend.
This PSA is confusing. Is Nic Cage even running for office?
Only Jessica Alba can silence Nic Cage.
What the fuck?
I don’t get a CotW for my stroke joke (or laughfest, as I call it), but it’s good enough for you to steal it?
Fucking ponderous, man.