10.23.08 HS MUSICAL PROJECTION: $40 MILLION+

*Pauly removes cock from mouth*

Who’s dick is this?

I’m okay now, Lance. You can let me out of the cellar now.

That picture’s much more awesome if you just imagine that they are all falling off of a very tall building.

.. and don’t forget Vannessa Hudgens encouraging our nation’s teen girls to “groom” themselves like lesbians.

I’d like to add that I would fuck all those girls in that banner pic.

I just realized that I’ve ordered the upcoming MMA pay-per-view. Damn those gay molecules.

John Wayne would like to roll over in his grave, but he’d probably just get nailed in the ass.

One day, scientists will identify the gay element and name it Efronium.

Dor Sho GAH!!
They are gonna remake 80’s lizard alien TV show V?

These films are more proof that kids are stupid and parents are too soft. If I had said I wanted to watch this, my dad would have kicked my balls off… through my mouth.

If you move your mouse cursor on the picture you can finger Zac!

The team name ‘Wildcats’ was inspired by Vanessa Hudgen’s kitty.

I like the picture because it allows me to fantasize they’re lying in a pool of their own blood. Lots of blood.

I’m pretty sure if Ashley Tisdale came up to me in a bar and told me she wanted to fuck, I’d tell her to only wait while I take four shots, as opposed to the usual 10.

Ohh, be nice.

I learned how to conquer my queer with a 2×4. Okay, it wasn’t “my” queer. He was more like the town homo. Nobody ever actually saw him sucking cock, but it was assumed. I feel justified anyway.

Any way we can merge this film with Repo! The Genetic Opera and harvest all of their organs?

Is there a kid who dropped out of school during his senior year because he was 21 and would have to pay to go to high school, so instead he drops out, gets his Good Enough Diploma and still hangs out in the smoking area every morning since he’s unemployed in this? if not, i’ve got a few songs i could pitch for this role, er roll. they’ve been in my head for years.

One more Zac Efron post and I’m going to cut out the middle man and just start refreshing the Cheetah Girls blog on disney.com

A billion dollars seems tame. You have to think of all the children plus their parents. Then factor in the gropers, fat people, MMORPGer’s - basically the whole pedophile community. This is gonna make Titanic look like a Paris Hilton film.

InkyPee-The Mighty Feklahr would like to waporize Zac Efron to the point where all of his ghey carbon ash would fit in a little glass vial.

A little glass vial?

Yes, a little glass vial.

Fek- why so vile?

It is imperative that we, as a nation, hold on to all manly movies like Terminator and Conan The Barbarian, so our future generation of men don’t grow up to be spineless pansy douchenozzles like Zac Efron and that one Spencer guy.

Vote Feklahr of the Regressive Party (against abortions, but FOR killing babies) in ‘08!

Chino-BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry, I can’t treat you different just because you are a woma…oh, here’s a tissue…I’m sorry…yes we can cuddle…)

So, when Zac goes to the trendy Hollywood clubs to hang out with the celebs, do you think they let him socialize a bit? Or do they make him go take his position in the bathroom stall with the hole in it immediately?