10.27.08 HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD, PRINCE

As I stated earlier, my buddy and I were chatting while watching SNL. He loathed this Digital Short while I thought it was pants-pissingly funny. When he asked why, I reminded him that, spending eight years as an undergrad, I knew many guys like Ras-Trent. Then he told me he thought Kenan was funny. His parents may wonder where he is soon.

Burnsy, a bit of advise here for you.

An excerpt from 1994’s “You Are Going To Prison” by Jim Hogshire:

“Prison hooch can be made in your cell toilet (as long as you don’t mind using other people’s toilets or finding some other solution), or more often, in plastic trash bags. The recipe is simple: make a strong bag by double or triple-bagging some plastic trash bags and knotting the bottoms. Into this, pour warm water, some fruit or fruit juice, raisins or tomatoes, yeast, and as much sugar as you can get ahold of (or powdered drink mix). Now tie off the top of the bag, letting a tube of some kind protrude so the thing won’t explode while it gives off carbon dioxide. Now hide the bag somewhere and wait at least three days. A week is enough.

One of the problems you have right away with making wine in prison is the difficulty getting yeast. It’s a strictly forbidden item and you might not be able to get any. In this case you can improvise the by using slices of bread, preferably moldy (but not dry) and preferably inside a sock for easier straining.

If you choose to brew your wine in your cell, you’ll need to hide it behind your bunk and do what you can to hide the smell. Burning cinnamon as incense is one way. Spraying deodorant around is another. Normal wine takes at least a month if not six weeks to make at all properly — but in hell, this is all you get.”

Is it wrong that I think the fat chick from SNL is hot?

How can they call it Half-Blood Prince without showing any mulatos?

Having low standards in women isn’t wrong Burnsy. Hell, it’s pretty much how the whole human race survives…

You ever see the movie Half-Blood, Crip? Its a just a black guy driving around in circles trying to drive-by shoot himself.

I think she’s hot too Burnsy. Then again, I’ve always been attracted to women who have a higher probability of fucking me. Call me crazy…

So in this one the little homo finally gets to the volcano and throws the ring in, right?

Emma Watson’s Hairy Beaver.

It needed to be said.

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.

I like the books, I like the movies, I like the color blue, and if you don’t, I don’t fucking like you.

Fek: Shouldn’t that comment have the prefix: ‘Who wouldn’t at icecream out of’?

This movie should be released in conjunction with Obama’s inauguration.

Fuck! That ‘e’ key is going to drive me right over the edge… ‘eat’ see, it’s about performing a sex act with food on Emma Watson… ahhh fuck it.

J-You like Drizzt, so He is going to let you off the hook…

THIS TIME.

(BTK, The Mighty One takes His wife to these movies to score a little “Hairy Put-Out” in reciprocation.)

Bryce-Less ice cream, more “ice cream truck”, if you take His meaning…

Thanks for the pass, Fek. My tastes in books, film, and music is as varied as The Kurgan’s sexual exploits.

“are” as varied. Fuck grammar anyway. Good grammar only gets you laid if you go to college skool.

The Mighty Feklahr watched Donnie Darko yesterday. He liked it. He is also sure that Kahless is punishing Patrick Swayze with cancer for being a pederast.

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WHADDYA MEAN IT’S ONLY A MOVIE???

A half-blood prince is two parts bloody mary and two parts appletini.

That may be the greatest banner pic ever.

It sure would be nice if one day Vance would post a video that could be streamed outside the US. Or maybe not, I’m not exactly sure what it is I’m missing, possibly nothing.

Al-how long you been coming to this site? If it isn’t tagged with “Dancing Indian Condoms”, you ain’t missin’ forshak!

I once got an email from a half-blood prince. He only wanted me to help him get 10 out his family’s 20 million dollar fortune out of the country.

New up, Vegas Vacationers.

It sure would be nice if the new up showed up in the right order outside the US. Or maybe not, it looks like this post was just updated.