10.31.08 HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM NIC CAGE & SON

wow

Metalocalypse?

Of course his name is Weston.

Noctum? Shit, I almost killed ‘em.

*sits in corner and plays with boogers*

In the Coppola family, babies are born seven days after watching a certain video. It’s all pretty painless as they crawl out of the television fully formed.

This is what happens to your kids when you don’t quash their dreams when they learn to talk.

Weston? Does Nic Cage have some sort of secret feud with the Hilton family?

Who’s his mom, Danni Filth?

*chodin returns from punpkin patch…dick is covered in pumpkin seed*

What!? Hehe…what’s up?

“Eyes of Noctum” is when you stretch your scrote over somebody’s whole face while they’re sleeping, right?

I’ll bet 2:1 odds that this band sounds like pre-cum. Takers?

Not too many people can pull off the pale, gaunt, looks dead image. I think Nic does it pretty well though.

Hey, Weston! Glen Danzing called.

He wants his ability to be completely out of touch with reality back.

I was in a band called Emissions of Nocturn.

They seem like a chipper little group. Wonder what kind of music they play? Jazz? Bubblegum pop? Folk? Maybe they’re a string quintet?

Eyes of Noctum anagrams to “cony emo fetus” Coincidence?

Yeah, probably.

Oh, and I forgot crunk. They could be a crunk dance troupe.

“Say whatever you want about my dad’s movies, but leave Edward Cullen alone!”

…I’ll play your “Eyes of Noctum” and double-tap my mana, okay, so that gives my dungeon troll a level 6 retardation, which then makes your “Lubricant From Tears” fireproof.

Fuck Mike, have any of you looked at the group picture on the left? Again, wow. Ten to one says at least one of them have a 20 sided die on them.

Nic Cage was in Leaving Las Vegas. Looks like he didn’t pull out soon enough…

Most guys in the old norwegian black metal burned down churches, i wonder if black metal bands from hollywood burn down churches of scientology.

XENU!!

I love my parents.

Fuckin’ chodin. Just like sex with my Mom, he beat me to the punch.

Banner pic:

Nic Cage looks like he just walked in on his wife sucking a rhinos dick.