Lost Boys news means Greasy Sax Dude video. It’s the law.
Even after Corey Haim spent thousands of his own money promoting himself and filmed a “reality” show, his hopes for a movie career still seem to be tied to continuing the Lost Boys franchise, which isn’t really a franchise.
“I’ve seen the whole movie LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE], I don’t like it, to be honest with you,” Haim tells SpookyDan on the red carpet of the 6th annual Eyegore Awards. “I’m not gonna lie to you, I don’t like it as much as the first one,” he continues, “There’s HALLOWEEN 1 and 2 and then there’s 3 that has nothing to do with Michael Myers…. We went from LOST BOYS 1 to, let’s say just like a neutralized, keep it hot and fresh LOST BOYS 2, and [now we'll] hopefully go for the LOST BOYS 3 thing, which is gonna happen.”
The Lost Boys came out in 1987. 21 years later they did a direct-to-DVD sequel. It’s about as fresh as a Bangles t-shirt. Point being, can someone give this guy a GD job? If Hasselhoff still gets to be famous, Corey Haim should get something.
“I’ve heard good things, very good things,” he explains. “If it happens I should be starring in it because of the end of 2 [where he cameos]. Hopefully well have everyone back.“
As far as plot points, Haim reveals the film is planned to be a prequel and teased to us that certain someone might return (and we’re not talking about actors).
“[The] direction [will be] more so like the first one…” adding on the side that it will possibly be a prequel. “As far as I heard, it will be thrown back into the proper genre it was when Joel [Schumacher] executed it.”
To recap, Corey Haim plans to star in a prequel for a movie he did when he was 16. He’s gonna be rich and famous and get all the chicks again, and Uncle Rico’s gonna throw a football over the mountain. They’ll use their money to buy a nice place out in the country and live off the fat of the land. Wait, did I tell you about the rabbits? Hundreds of ‘em, in all different colors…
[via Bloody-Disgusting, thanks to Robo for the tip]
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So this SpookyDan fella, he looks like a successful young journalist.
Name for greasy sax guy: Bleeding Anus Smurfy.
I’m waiting for Chodin’s review on Lost Boys 2 to even start thinking about jacking off.
Wait…what was the question?
SpookyDan has to start every interview by telling the person that he is a registered sex offender.
Say what you will about Greasy Sax Dude, but for some of us, he was the highlight of that movie. I’m looking at you, Pauly.
Lost Boys gets a third movie and yet there’s only one Prayer of the Rollerboys? There is no justice.
In related news, I’m fairly certain that Jen – the cheerleader who’s skirt I used to try to look up during chemistry class in 10th grade – will come knocking at my door any day now.
Burnsy, SpookyDan has come a long way from being the cashier at Hot Topic.
SpookyDan’s resume is printed on a photo of his parents crying.
ROFLKOTAL! Stone-you just reminded Him of this cheerleader called “Jen” that had a DICK!
Corey Haim’s also very excited about License to Drive’s upcoming sequel, Bus Pass.
Haim’s also excited about an upcoming sequel to this interview.
Corey Haim should host a spinoff of Intervention where he follows addicts around and teaches them how to panhandle and barter sex for heroin.
yeah, but he panhandles by taking out full page ads in Variety
Also, there is a reason Haim rhymes with lame.
I get a lot of entertainment from the 2 Coreys*.
*When I use the phrase “The 2 Coreys” I’m referring to my balls.
Damnit boPa, all I look forward to on Corey Haim posts is being able to make a Prayer of the Rollerboys reference. Like did you know that the movie was actually a glimpse at our future?
“Before many of you were born, our parents caused the Great Crash. They were consumed with greed. They ignored repeated warnings, and borrowed more money than they could ever repay. They lost our farms, lost our factories, lost our homes. Alien races foreclosed on our nation while we… We were locked in homeless camps. Now America belongs to the enemy. Forget your parents. They didn’t care about us. We are the New Generation, and we are the Remedy. You need a new family, a family that cares. The Rollerboys care. Join with us. Let us be your Strength. Let us be your Warriors. Help the White Army win back our homeland. The Day of the Rope is coming.”
The Day of the Rope… sounds like something involving Obama, right?
Um, Burnsy, how do you know so much about Prayer of the Rollerboys?
Honest to Buddha, it was my absolute favorite movie growing up. Granted, I had to copy and paste that quote, but I still remember Patricia Arquette’s titties like it was yesterday.
“Help the White Army win back our homeland. The Day of the Rope is coming.”
I didn’t know Vinyard was a screenwriter.
Looking around for New Up Guy
True Story: I once discovered Corey Haim eating out of my garbage. Turns out it was actually just a racoon…
No Bryce,that was Amy Winehouse
If Hasselhoff still gets to be famous, Corey Haim should get something.
A vigorous beating with a sack of oranges?
A fake Oscar filled with hair gel?
A clue?
Fuck…I still look hot.