The Spirit (trailer, previous posters) has a new poster out and in a totally shocking move, it’s red and white on a black background. The Frank Miller-directed film is also sponsoring a fan-made poster contest.
DOWNLOAD AND PRINT A COPY OF THE OFFICIAL SPIRIT POSTER AND UPLOAD A UNIQUE PHOTO OF YOUR ASSEMBLED POSTER TO SHOW YOUR EXCITEMENT FOR THE FILM.
I’m not sure why it’s all in caps. Maybe they let Sam Jackson write the contest rules. Anyway, my entry is just a black and white picture of me making a wanking motion with my arm painted red. With “So…?” written on my cheek.
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This sounds like a job for Serious Cat. Will he sit still long enough for you to write “MEOW…” on his cheek in lipstick?
The Mighty Feklahr thinks it is time to pop open MS Paint…
My spirit poster is a picture of Rose McGowan and Wesley Snipes stabbing some pictures.
Is it blue?
And my spirit animal is a retarded mongoose. It attacks power lines instead of snakes.
*chodin returns from cave painting 101 (it’s a community college course) *
My spirit poster is a picture of Rose McGowan and Wesley Snipes stabbing some penguins.
It isn’t blue, is it?
I’ll upload a photo of me using The Dark Knight Returns as toilet paper. Frank Miller is the M. Night Shamahamadingdong of the comic book world.
You’re right Frank, I don’t “get” your work. Probably because I’m not a special needs person, but hey everyone has a niche audience, I suppose. Ass-blaster.
I shouldn’t let the mongoose do my typing for me.
Back into your race car bed, Jeeves, you’ve failed me again!
He looks so cute in his race car bed, reading The Dark Knight Returns.
To show my unbridled excitement for “The Spirit,” I’m going to upload a picture of me cock punching an atheist.
This makes me want to have sex on my period.
GIVE ME A R!!!
Rah rah, sisk boom bar, where the fuck’s my avatar?
Forget sex on my period, I wanna knife-rape a zebra now.
My Spirit poster is a picture of me passed out with my dick stuck in a bottle of Jager.
I love you so hard, Burnsy.
Why not just recycle a Sin City poster and be done with it?
Could be worse Burnsy. It could be you passed out with your dick stuck in Mick Jagger.
My Spirit poster is The Hamburglar 69ing with the red Fry Guy.
Robble Robble.
…or Jaromir Jagr.
You know what else is black, red and white?
My dead, ginger girlfriend.
I just named my last bowel movement “The Spirit” too. It was most black with some red in it.
My Spirit poster is, which is also my wet-dream, is when that white tiger ate Roy Horn’s face.
So true Stinky, so true.
Well Erswi, Stinky… let’s hope neither of those happens again.
I’m willing to bet the majority of fan-based posters will be covered with sweat, jizz, and Cheetos.
That poster makes it look like he’s wearing a smashing wonderful red scarf!!!
Is it just me or does his scarf look like a ripoff of the Shinobi game for PS2?
I like to show my spirit by wearing a cheerleader’s outfit while I’m fucking your Moms.
This poster is sure to spark another ‘bloods&crips’ album.
new up guy called in sick.