GARY BUSEY MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
10.24.08
O lord, thank you for thy bounty that is Busey. The first episode of Season 2 of Celebrity Rehab was on last night, and forgive this slightly-non-movie-related tangent, but Gary Busey is on this season and Gary Busey craps unicorns in my heart. He spent the entire episode saying and doing ridiculously insane Gary Busey shit, and seems to think he’s a counselor even though he’s a patient. See him meet the director after the jump.
“I’ve been out of my body twice, and it’s a great thing to know the freedom of life. You know the word freedom? Do you know what that stands for? F.R.E.E.D.O.M. It stands for Face it, Real, Exciting, Energy, Developing, Outta, Miracles.”
And Jesus Christ on a crutch, did he just say he had to give someone a buck knife (at the 23 seconds remaining mark)? Oh god that was good. I need a cigarette.
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Can we start a FilmDrunk bracket-style tourney and vote on the batshittiest movie stars of all time?
Never go full Busey.
Busey is by far the most delightfully batshit of all of them.
Vince: All I seem to gt out of that video is adverts… I see no Busey.
I’d pay to see Gary Busey and Vincent Gallo get into a shovel fight.
There are a few that would give him a run, but he still out-Busey’s them all.
Vince: All I seem to gt out of that video is adverts… I see no Busey.
It works for me. I don’t wanna get too technical here, but have you considered that your internet might be a fag?
Fuck yeah.
I think that is a fair assumption. Perhaps my internet has AIDS. It only gives me ads for shit I don’t want :-(
B.A.L.L.S.
Busey Always Laughs Last Shitheads
Full
Retard
Everyday and
Eventually, society will
Deem you
Outta your motherfucking
MIND!
I think it won’t et me see the Busey because I’m not in the States… but it will try and sell me Dove deoderant. This is why the world hates you…
The preventative measures you would take to not contract Buseyism is using something other than your face to halt your momentum during a motorcycle accident.
too soon, bryce, too soon.
Well, you keep all that good Busey for yourself. It just isn’t fair. No one nation is big enough for all the Busey…
*goes back to making mail bombs*
I’m waiting for the episode where Nick Nolte drops by to say hello and sets fire to the place.
Happy Birthday B.K., wherever the fuck you are with everyone else. Don’t be the first one to pass out around Donk. That fucker’s like a ninja when it comes to writing on people with a sharpie.
Got to concur with m’learned friend, Bryce. I’m getting nothing but ads too. Gotta say that HP touchscreen pc looks a nice bit of kit.
R.E.H.A.B. – Really? Everyone doesn’t. Have. A. Box of giraffes?
The Mighty Feklhar is sure that girl at the ATM with the black eye got robbed by Busey.
New up!
B – I
U – Will
S – Pre-Order
E – DVD
Y – Today
Why does the internet constantly have to shit on Canada! I was so pumped for Busey, then no. Especially after reading this so recently:
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0588725/
Bitch at the ATM faked it and did the cutting herself. She IS Busey.
I got so uncomfortable watching him at first that when he said that line about the buck knife it put me on my ass. I had to pause the show for like 5 minutes while I gathered my life together. Gary Busey is the worlds highest functioning retard. That show is gonna be incredible.
Gravity
Attracts
Really
Yellow-looking
Beast-people, who
Usually
Scare
Everyone
Yearly.
He was never the same after he hit his head.