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The fifth and final season (just read that it’s supposed to end in 2010. F you, Abrams.) of Lost begins in January, and finally, all of your questions will be answered. Is John Locke alive? What’s happening to the Oceanic Six? Who’s been keeping Sawyer’s chest waxed this entire time?
And so help me, Abrams, if you don’t provide some explanation for the black smoke monster I’m going to burn your goddamned house down.
[via /Film]
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Ha ha! You human fools watch tv!
aaaaaand it’s already been taken down
So…
Movie news, huh?
So the final season has been canceled?
And now the trailer is gone. Damn you Abrams get out of my head.
If Gary Busey was on this show, they’d have to call it Flossed.
{Tapping toe waiting for Fek’s “burrito night” / “black smoke monster” joke…}
If Tony Danza was on it, they’d have to call it Bossed.
If Keith Richards was on it, they’d call it Sauced.
If JJ Abrams made a cooking show, it would be called Defrost.
ROFLKOTAL! The Mighty Feklahr hit the Taco bell last night and…HEY!!!
Video works now. Kthxbai.
YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
If JJ Abrams made a TV series about Jesus, it would be called Crossed.
You know who loves a good burrito night joke!
<== That guy!
A JJ Abrams midget biopic could be called Tossed.
No Jack, it would be called “Nailed”
I think Abrams is going to reveal the island is inside a giant Abercrombie store and the entire cast of Star Trek will be working there.
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Updated for Efronium! QAPLAH!
A JJ Abrhams dentist pic Flossed
If JJ Abrams made a series about a guy who attacked random people, it could be called Accost.
Jack!-Nobody tosses a dwarf!
A JJ Abrams series about a photography student who works a make-up counter would be called Glossed.
Efronium was brilliant, and we should send him the DVD to High School Musical for it.
MTV has a show in the works where a coke-addicted supermodel plays pranks on people.
You guessed it! It’s called Mossed.
I’m writing a short story about Lindsay Lohan being abandoned in the Artic Circle. It’s called Hoarfrost.
Well, she is not going to keep her legs crossed
im pretty sure this isnt the last season, i heard they were going to do two or three more seasons with 13 eps a piece…that trailer looked so bad ass, this show just keeps getting better every season…the most unbelievable show ever made!!!!! this is the one thing that JJ Abrams did right
haha! I am back!
OK, who let this fucking guy t-rex4 in? Chod? Just admit it. Just another one of your clingy one night stands…
He cant hear you, Fek, he obviously lives in Abrahms rectum.
I’d like to see a sit-com about third-world kids who work in a sweatshop making polo shirts for people with too much money.
Coming to CW next fall, Lacoste!
Wait, trex is a big monster, like cloverfield. I bet if we research this more, we can find the answer.
Even better! The story of a popular athlete who finds out that he’s the second coming of Christ. Now he must choose between saving the world, and leading his team to the championships. Lacrossed, coming 2010.
I don’t think Ken can hear us.
And fuck y’all, I’m done.
I know Ricky can’t, Fek.
hahahah chod i remember when i was in middle school… i get it, its cool to bash JJ Abrams, everyone thinks you guys are cool, you guys are probably the guys who like to bash on movies like the dark knight and jerk off to all indie movies that are made and no one sees…and the indie movies that are good you guys wont like because you are constantly going against the grain to prove that you have a unique and artistic outlook on movies… sometimes guys you just have to give people props for doing something well…and lost is something that JJ Abrams did well… thats just the truth
whet da fawk deed theesh t-resh guy joos shay? whet de fawk ees wong wiff yoush pepplesh?
bah de way, getten yer awld accont ta wowk kin beh hawduh den gettin da jerbil outta yer ash!
My favorite TV show is Judge Judy.
t-rex, if it’s all the same to you, The Mighty Feklahr jacks off to Faces of Death and midget porn! Now go back and wrap your lips around Hollywood’s cock, yIntagh!
BTK, nice avatar, rex4!
“you guys are probably the guys who like to bash on movies like the dark knight and jerk off to all indie movies that are made and no one sees”
You’re very astute, rexy.
Oh shit, I meant asinine, not astute!
I haven’t seen a single episode of Lost, so I can’t say if I like it or not.
@Jacktion
I was thinking Zac Efron might star for Abrams in Salad,Tossed.
{Reads troll’s comments, thinks about reply, decides to continue rolling bugers up and making replica of cover art for Phish’s, Junta on wall next to desk instead}
“you guys are probably the guys who like to bash on movies like the dark knight and jerk off to all indie movies that are made and no one sees”
I’ll have you know I jerk off to a variety of different material. Good day to you sir.
I missed out on all the fun today because I was working. True story, a guy came in and shit his pants. He didn’t leave either. He just stood there, glaring at me, while we tried to get his fucking insurance card to work so we could get him the hell out of there. It was still better than an episode of Lost.
I’ll have you know the only Indie movie I’ve ever jerked off to was Temple of Doom.
God I wish they would have brought Short Round back…
Rexy?! Leave me the fuck out of it, Jack. ;)
*looks around*
[whispers]Ok, I think he’s gone guys; coast is clear.
HEY, YOU GUYS REMEMBER HOW MUCH WE ALL HATED THE DARK KNIGHT?
Fuck this, I have bags to pack.
*Donkey shuts bedroom door, continues trying to shove tumbleweeds into his backpack.*
“You guys!?! I’d be totally lothed without the hit TV show Lothed!”
*Chucky wipes spit off his mouth, crams another Halloween cupcake in his mouth. Starts to laugh at his pun, looks for someone to high-five, realizes he’s alone, cries and masturbates to half eaten cupcake*
<===THE FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER!!!1!! BBLBLLBLBAAAA!!!
Abrams has next to nothing to do with Lost.
Ask Darlton.
I was on an island very similar to the one in Lost once, only replace the ”black smoke monster” with ”thai little boys”. They also had a very unusual ”hatch”. Get it? I’m talking about their rectums. Which i totaly destroyed by the way. With my dick. The one attached to my body. That my mother ejected from her vagina. So yeah, Lost is kinda cool!
Who left crumbs out for the DrunkRoaches?
So many new people, so many avatarless voices left unheard. What a fucking shame. To think that these people want to be listened to, yet without a face to put their thoughts with, they are no more than whispers on the wind.
Fuck you guys! Just because I’m feeling a little emotional today doesn’t mean you get to judge me! What? You’ve never woken up thinking you might try to go through the day without being a complete prick? Fine! Eat a dick, haters!
p.s. I love you fuckers.
*hetero ass pats to the fellas, squeeze of the buns to the ladies*