10.23.08 FINAL TRAILER FOR ZACK AND MIRI

Hey! How come the “Fat People” tag doesn’t link to any of the times I won COTW???

What is this magic potion that overwieght dudes with jew fros use that get them high grade tail?
Really?

Because you’re a Fat Klingon, retard.
{hide behind curtain}

Crap-Ruphynol

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You are so fucking dead.

Behold! Efron and Freddy the Flute!

Karl Hungus? More like Gunt Humongous!

I’d like to have a threesome with Elizabeth Banks and Zac Effron.

What the Christ, Vince!?!?! Auto play video? It’s a good fucking thing the sound was muted from when I was perusing youporn earlier, or my ass would have been banging on your door trying to sell you a Kirby Vacuum cleaner!

Also, what did you find disappointing about Dogma? Honestly, I’m curious.

When do the overweight geek girls get their flick, that’s what I want to know. (chomps down more peanut M&M’s)

I once made an art film that had me sodomizing various animals and using the various excretions to water color cityscapes.
Some called it porno. Some called it illegal. I called it my Christmas card.

J-i-s-o-l-p: There’s a roller derby film coming out, now that Jeannine Garafolo is semi-retired I’m afraid that’s about as close as you’re gonna get.

I really, really, really want to fuck Elizabeth Banks now. Before, I only really, really wanted to. Now? Hummina, hummina, hummina.

*incoming transmission*

Spectral analysis shows only trace amounts of Efronium in this post.

(Thanks a lot, Jack!)

*end transmission*

Also, I had to explain to my wife about the bubbles thing. She said, “I don’t get it” to which I responded, “Obviously you’ve never been to Tijuana”.

Please tell me that you degenerates understand the bubble thing…

Jisolp - Penny Marshall shot her wad (and Rosie’s) with League of Their Own

J-Can’t watch the vid right now, can I have a point of reference?

I move to have Efronium put into the FD lexicon on Dirty Hairy’s blog.

Consider it done.

more like, um, Elizabeth SPANKS, um, right? Um yeah. hi.

QOVLPATH! The yIntagh Blogspot is down…but He will put it up later.

I also move that we did a better job recognizing “Efronium” with a COTW nom than any of you fuckers did when I came out with “octoroon” last week.

Not that I’m bitter.

Lance, the video has to go. It’s crashing Chrome on me.

IT’S ME OR THE VIDEO, LANCE!

A League of their own?? Give me more credit than that. I mean when are the overweight geek girls gonna get a movie where the beautiful non-geek boy falls madly in love with them because they are so funny and quirky and loyal (like a retarded dog) that would never ever happen in reality.

Said beautiful non-geek boy could even be played by (dare I say it?) Zac Efron!!

Stinky-you know I am the only one that noms your posts.

NOW MAKE WITH THE BLUE PAINT JOKES!