10.07.08 FAKE MICHAEL BAY ORDERED TO CEASE, DESIST
For the last few months or so, Fake Michael Bay has been a bit of a star on Twitter, putting up periodic, fairly entertaining updates about everything from explosions to Shia LaBeouf’s crying fits. It looks like the fun’s over because today, according to ScreenJunkies, Fake Michael Bay received this letter.
It claims, among other things, “Your ‘Twittering’ postings are untrue and defamatory,” and “[redacted] demands that your retraction and correction be accompanied by an editorial in which you specifically repudiated your libelous statements.”
It seems odd, because by now you’ve probably seen his Verizon commercial and figured Michael Bay had a pretty good sense of humor. A common mistake. It’s not that Michael Bay likes to make fun of himself, it’s that Michael Bay will make fun of himself for money. He’s not so much a “good sport”, as a “giant whore”. Michael Bay and his lawyers regretfully apologize if they’ve cause you any confusion.
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FAKE MICHAEL BAY ORDERED TO CEASE, DESIST
This is not awesome.
How will this affect my plans to create a fake Brett Ratner facebook page?
Fake Michael Bay loves it when you look him in the eyes and fuck him.
Fake Michael Bay appreciates you flying across the country to fuck him.
Fake Michael Bay will tell you you’re “tight”, even if you’re obviously not.
Fake Michael Bay will eat sushi off your ass.
Fake Michael Bay respects the memories of those who died at Pearl Harbor and the childhoods of 70’s and 80’s children.
Fake Michael Bay will fuck you as long as you want to blog about it later. Everywhere.
Fake Michael Bay is more than meets the eye.
Fake Michael Bay wishes he still looked like he did in high school.
Fake JHC hates it when your Moms go Ass 2 Mouth.
REAL Michael Bay will do lots of stuff for money. Least of which not being the bastardization of your childhood. And hummers.
Fake Michael Bay thinks he still DOES look like he did in high school.
Fek – Chatzy!
Banner pic quote, “So, I was sure that it was a fucking genital wart see. So I cut that fucker off and then poured turpentine on the wound and my balls swelled up this fuckall big! Like blouwy kaboomly BOW!”
Fake Michael Bay is a good kisser.
Fake Michael Bay is not circumsized
Fake Spike Lee does not feel that this story is racist in any way.
Fake Michael Bay is gorgeous and an amazing lay with the most incredible stamina. Or so I heard.
Fake Michael Bay counts how many times you climax, but doesn’t care.
Bex – Fake Michael Bay is not circumcized so please try not to hurt him.
Fake Michael Bay can feel the heat coming off of your genitals.
Fake Michael Bay thinks tan lines are hott.
Fake Michael Bay doesn’t care if you have no class. You’re cheaper than a hooker.
Fake Craptastic wants to know if Al got my email from VaLince yet?
Fake Michael Bay is frightened by ducks.
If Fake Michael Bay offers to fly out and lay the lumber on you, do not pass up that opportunity.
Fake Michael Bay fucked up once and strung a complete sentence together.
Fake Michael Bay knows how to make a film that doesn’t cause epilepsy.
Fake
Michael BayDiremutt fucked up once and strung a complete sentence together.fixodent-ed!
My fake orgasm hopes you don’t check the condom. Now can we please turn the tv back on?
Fake Michael Bay once said, “That could never happen! Cut that scene out.” And got kicked off the lot by security.
Fake Michael Bay skips from 1st base to 3rd base while making out.
Fake Michael Bay does plenty of squats to keep his ass in tip-top shape.
If Fake Michael Bay ever tells you he’ll fly out to meet you ladies, say YES!
Also Crappy – not yet. I hope he’s using the myname.c address.
Fake erswi like…sucked, and.. stuff… once.
{sulks}
Fake Michael Bay looked at himself in the mirror one morning and broke down realizing he sucked.so.hard.
Fake Michael Bay fucks you to sleep, then goes through your fridge for food.
Fake Michael Bay says your pussy tastes like water.
Fake Michael Bay won’t kiss and tell, baby; he promises.
Here, it’s a Gmail account I started for an alter back in my Turden days, I’ll shoot you back my real ones from there;
fdead73@gmail.com
Spam it all you want fuckers!
Fake Michael Bay hates, HATES, asians.
Fake Michael Bay will take the teabag, but refuses to do the Egyptian Teabag.
Fake Michael Bay is staring at your tits on his way to the new post.
Fake Michael Bay knows how to use an MK12 real good…
Fake Michael Bay has to go do some fucking work!
FUCK!
You linked to the wrong fake michael bay. Its twitter.com/michael_bay That other one is laaame.
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