This is the trailer for British horror film The Children, which doesn’t have a U.S. release date set yet. As you can imagine, it’s about little kids who are evil. Oh my God, run for your lives, they need someone to take them to see High School Musical!
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The only way someone could be creeped out by scary looking kids would be if they’ve never stepped foot in a Wal-Mart after 10 p.m. That shit will scare you for real.
I can take a fuckin’ hint. You don’t need to swap posts around to get me to leave.
*runs off while pissing pants from hysterical crying*
Shit, the Wal-Mart at the Baldwin Hills Mall here in L.A. is much more frightening at any time of day. 3 floors with angry ghetto ass people? No thanks.
It sure would be nice if those of us outside the US knew which post we were supposed to be hanging out in. Or maybe not, you fuckers who didn’t make it to Vegas are dead2me anyway.
When did this post happen?
I should get to make a horror movie. I know all about creepy kids.
I can’t get the video to load either. Is Vance hungover?
Movie about how kids are evil and must be killed? So it’s a documentary then?
The only thing frightening about children is when they can’t keep secrets.
I couldn’t afford to go to Vegas, Al. Fuck, I can barely afford to work in the first fucking place. Good time? Also, welcome back Donk. The show was a fucking disaster. C-Dog can’t be a studio fill in. The FCC shut us down within the first few minutes of the show Friday. I asked him what he thought of the World Series so far and the first thing out of his mouth was, “Fuck Philly and the cheesesteaks they shove down their cocksuckers”.
Vegas was great, J. I have to apologize for the FCC thing on friday, I actually left C-Dog a note telling him to cuss on air as much as possible. I forgot he’s in charge of the dump button too. Guess he can’t do two things at once.
Creepy kids grow up to be movie bloggers.
Vince’s idea of a creepy kids movie would be a spelling bee filmed at the Stuart Bellows School of Articulation and Speech Therapy.
Moderator: Your word is Selfishness.
Kid: Shefishhneshh. Essh, eee, ell, eff, eye, essh.
*Vince runs off screaming like a bitch*
No thanks! If I wanted to watch hours of footage of creepy kids, I wouldn’t have burned all of my parents’ home movies.
There’s a creepy kid down at the petting zoo. He always headbutts me in the crotch.
And there’s a creepy goat there, too.
New up!
The problem with Hollywood is that they’ve never fought children before. Once you’ve personally experienced how easily a 6 year old crumples under a punch you’ll never fear children again.
I had this idea for a horror movie about how every fist baby i ever flushed down the toilet came back to me, but it would have to have a cast bigger than the population of China to be able to pull it off.
that’s it ya little bastards, I’m blowin your college funds on Liquor and Whores
on the Scary Hierarchy, Creepy kids barely edge out the gay vampires in Twilight
still #1: Black People at midnight