EVA MENDES IS NAKED! (SORT OF)
10.01.08
As I’ve been over, The Spirit looks like an ungodly mix of Vaudeville slapstick and neo-noir graphic novel movies. One thing it does have going for it, however, is that scene in the trailer where Eva Mendes drops her towel (see above). Lest you be tempted to see a PG-13 movie for the promise of a few seconds of nudity – and who hasn’t been there – I’ll save you the trouble. You can see the relevant frames here (sort of NWS, I guess). A bare ass, hooray. I’ll admit, she’s got a pretty nice ass, but big deal. Mine would look just like that if I shaved and got a tan.
[Thanks to Robo for the tip]
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If you had posted this first, we might have all been blind by the time the previous post went up!
Who cares about the ass? That’s the kind of armpit a guy could fuck for days.
I would’ve sworn I saw this earlier. That said, I don’t remember driving myself to work, but yet, here I am!
I’m with you Burnsy, the pit is the shit!
Bruns-I wish I would have saved it, Ghost of Deano from the other place had the most rockingnest armpit fucking story ever told.
This film is being protested by Latina women across the country. They want everyone to know that they have NO problem showing their tits.
ROFLKOTAL! HE FOUND IT!
Ghost of Deano:
When I was 17 and bagging groceries in a shitty part-time job, there was this old Hungarian guy named Nick who used to work there, and he used to gross me out telling stories of all the women he fucked all over Europe right after WW2. “So many women, all der husbands dey all dett or missin, dey just needa man. I mussa fucked two hunnert women.” I suppose it would have been cooler if this guy wasnt 70 years old with sagging bitch-tits and bad breath.
Anyway he told me how he used to like to fuck their armpits when they were having their period. Told me details of how you go about it. “No, ees nice… you jus greasem up a leetle, you squeeze der arm like dees, an you do nice an slow.” Ewww. I was traumatized forever, it was waaaaay too detailed. I’ll take the period, fuck Id rather eat period than fuck an armpit.
If she really wanted to get naked, she’d remove her mole.
Eva puts the “mole” in “I would eat guacamole off her ass with tortilla chips”.
That ass would look way better half-burried, sticking up out of the woods.
p.s. It takes a REAL man to “burry” something.
I’m sexually aroused! (sort of)
Needs more face jizz.
Looks like Eva needs to try again in getting those ellipses off her face from earlier.
If I went on a date with Eva mendez, I’d make her wear a pair of Groucho glasses on her ass and walk backwards.
Eva Mendes looks pretty hot for a Mexican.
Eva Mendez now knows not to ever stand in front of Morgan Freeman when he sneezes.
Look, I’m not gay or nothin’…but I’d totally DO Eva Mendez’s bangs.
If her mole fits perfectly in my pee hole, then Eva and I might be soulmates.
God damn you Frank Miller for finding the one thing that might make me go to see your stupid movie!
Eva Mendes has the kind of body that makes me want to have sex with it; female.
Anything I could say about this would just go unheard, so…
ASS BOOBS
Also, I love each and every one of you carnally and dont forget it.
Even me, Eibie?
{whispers}
Psssst…. you gays. Eva Mendes has a big nose.
Eva Mendes is always quick to point out that she’s Cuban, not Mexican. What a cunt. Like being Cuban is any better than being Mexican. My grass sure doesn’t seem to give a fuck who mows it.
Especially you, Al
Just like how if you own a truck, people are always asking you to help them move, I wonder if people are always asking Eva Mendes to help them build rafts out of trash.
I bet people are always asking Eva if she knows Elian Gonzalez
I bet she’d make a great humidor.
You fuckers can cheer all you want, but the truth of the matter is that that kick was wide right and she blew the call.
Eva Mendez never goes out on saturdays because as a cuban it is her duty to watch Sabado Gigante in its entirety
New Up!
New up your axhole!
Fuck.
Big deal on the bare ass. I haven’t beaten it to a bear ass since I was ten. Shortly after we got rid of the donkey.