Richard Dreyfuss, who plays Dick Cheney in Oliver Stone’s W, was recently promoting the film on The View. Surprisingly, he actually managed to get a few words in between the chirps of those braindead harpies, and not only that, he actually sounded honest, possibly even intelligent. The clip is long as hell but here are the highlights:
1:50 Harpy: “In order to play someone, you have to draw on something positive about that person, do you not?”
Dreyfuss: “No, not really.”3:34 Harpy: “What made you agree to do this film?”
Dreyfuss: “Money.”3:43 Harpy: “What did you think of the film?”
Dreyfuss: “I think it’s six eighths of a great film. I think the acting is good and a lot of the writing is good, but I don’t really know why Oliver didn’t come to a conclusion with it.”4:05 Harpy: “What was it like working with Oliver Stone?”
Dreyfuss: “Well, imagine working for Sean Hannity.”
The Pretty, Stupid One: “I would like that.”
[Assorted chirping]
4:17 Dreyfuss, forced to explain: “You can be a fascist even when you’re on the left.”
Ripping his own director, wow, check out the stones on Mr. Holland. I never thought I’d say these words, but Richard Dreyfuss seems pretty cool.

*swoon*
Richard Dreyfuss told you he didn’t want to wear the damn mask.
Well, duh. Mother fucker escaped Jaws. He’s gotta be cool.
I’m still amazed that The View gets any audience. At this junction, I would like to propose Breeding Permits.
I <3 Dreyfuss
Damn u Mark It Zero I had a Jaws refrence already to go and u stole my thunder. I fart in your general direction.
I’m still a bit pissed at Dreyfuss; I sat through all of Mr. Holland’s Opus and didn’t see one fucking penguin.
Sure he’s cool anyone who can out shark wrangle Capt. Quint in ok in my book.
The only way this could have been cooler is if he had sculpted a hand giving the middle finger out of mashed potatoes.
Whenever Clint Eastwood goes, Richard Dreyfuss is my new favorite old balls badass.
I would rather have seen Mrs. Holland Anus. ZINGER!!!
Dreyfuss is hardcore.
Mistuw Dwyfuss, can you pwease descwibe Kwippendowf’s Twibe fow us?
Talk to me when he shoots Ollie Stone in the face with a round of buckshot.
He is cool. I wish he’d waved the snake in all of their faces.
Rot-you just threw gasoline on the inferno of my mancrush on you.
Thank god Rosie O’Donnell’s gone. She probably wouldn’t even let him talk over her banter about the “fun” we had filming Another Stakeout.
No conclusion? I still wanna know what happened after he got on that spaceship with the flashing lights and nekkid kids.
Whoopi was always funny because she’d say things like, “No child…”
“What are you going to do, Mr. Pesci. Are you going to hit me over the head with an Oscar?”
View yenta – “Do you think the country will like this movie?”
Dreyfus – “I didn’t know they let trees into movie theaters these days.”
View yenta – “Huh?”
Dreyfus – “Exactly.”
The next time an actor spouts off about the integrity of a role and money isn’t the driving factor for taking a role, I’m rolling this out and any movie Friedberg and Seltzer did.
fuckin’ right dreyfuss is cool. he was in jaws after all.
The View is always better when watched through crosshairs and the shooting mufflers help combat the chirping too.
Did Oliver Stone throw a coffee mug at Richard while telling him he doesn’t like his Jerk-Off face?
I pray for the day that pictures of Hasselbeck and Palin making out while drunk at a campaign rally appear on the internet. Hopefully on November 3rd.
Joy Behar’s abdomen is like that Kitner boy: spilling all over the dock, if they let her…
What’s wrong with Sean Hannity?
Cage on the view.
Man in the cage.
Shark on the view.
Our shark Brody!
Whoa there, Aimlessly On! Nothing like that ever happened! My motto is “drill, baby, drill!”
I look forward to the day that a movie like this is made about John McCain and myself.
Hannity feds parasite laden feces to newbourne while yelling, “One of us!” If that ain’t wrong, then nothing’s wrong with him.
oops
New up, Rising!
I fucking love, that he said “And I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.” I had to laugh at that.
“I think it’s six eighths of a great film.”
Where I come from we reduce fractions to lowest common denominator, douche hat.
That’s 4/8′s funny and 4/8′s correct.
Holy shit, and old Jew who did something for money and complained? I think I just shit my pants.
I am just surprised that this is ONE MORE Jew who hates fascists.
Dreyfuss says:
“4:17 Dreyfuss, forced to explain: “You can be a fascist even when you’re on the left.”
EVEN? I thought it was required.
P.S. Joy Behar seems like a fucking moron.
…and Whoopi sounds like someone sitting at the end of a bar trying to “educate” you into buying her another round.