DAVID GOYER DOES WHORES. ER, HORROR.
10.10.08Dark Knight co-writer (…and Ghost Rider Exec Producer) David S. Goyer wrote and directed this little gem, Unborn, opening January 9th. Judging by the trailer, it’s just about the most original-looking horror movie I’ve seen in a long time. Ha, just kidding, it’s ghosts and possessed kids again. Cam Gigandet is reprising his role as the kiss of death.
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Is David Bowie a twin?
I don’t think he is, so this is full of shit.
It has the Micheal Bay seal of approval!!!
Did 1:12 in remind anyone of the mini-me porn?
Children whispering isn’t scary. It’s annoying. That’s why anytime a child is whispering I punch them in the face and say stop telling secrets bitch.
This dude was involved with Dark Knight and Ghost Rider? Can you kick half of someone’s ass?
Pretty girls wearing Chuck Taylor’s and belly shirts just don’t invoke feelings of sheer terror unless it’s my wife wearing them while attempting to cook.
That’s deep. Deep as th epussy on bitch that’s 6 feet
Is “epussy” pussy acquired on the internets?
I’ll watch this, but only because I find cheesy horror movies where people contort their bodies and crab-walk up the stairs backwards soothing.
*sneakily steals P.Dangle’s piss boot*
I think you need to slow down, hombre. Here, drink this Vitamin Water.
Is Uproxx eating my comments again?
My morning shit’s unborn twin has been haunting the people in cubes adjacent to mine all day.
This gives me full license to talk trash about all your moms. Especially yours, Vance.
Where the fuck is Crappy? Way to run out that double Manny, you lazy fuck! HA!!!
COCKSUCKERS! I thought we solved this problem. Fine, The Artist Formerly Known as Al it is, then.
testing…
So it’s like this again, is it? I had all kinds of shit to say five minutes ago. Now I got nothing. Thanks for that, oversensitive Uproxx filter.
JHC – Crappy probably got filtered into the Black Hole of Uproxx again like Al did.
I’ll be right back. Gotta run over to Anal Gape Eskimo Whores.com and get me some frozen north e-pussy.
I’d like to pipe Erin Esurance’s epussy.
Al,
That was like so five minutes ago…
Hey Pauly-where does a black eskimo live?
<– my moobs in honor of the other old man: Gary Oldman.
In a nigloo?
On the north stripper pole?
Duke, egloos?
ePoo,
Well, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that knew that…
Sarah Palin told me that one.
What do they do with .jpg’s of horses that are deleted from the servers?
Racist bastards. The answer was “a house”. Just kidding. GPP got it.
eGlue
This should be reassuring to Michelle07.
erswi, this definitely looks like a must see for the wife.
Is this site still live?
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurst!!
where the fuck is everyone at?
Sorry Bex, the PFC is in a meeting. Yes, we’re talking about you.
Out of curiosity, am I allowed to call someone a dicktucker on Without Laughter? I guess I’ll know soon enough either way…
What sorority do eLambas date?
eMus, of course.
Since we’re on to non-sequitors, I was measuring a client’s house today. In one of the bedrooms was an 8×10 Glamour Shot of the wife in lingerie. It wasn’t very revealing, but it was on display in a nice frame on the dresser. She’s not bad, but it was definitely an odd decoration to display prominently.
Stone did you take a pic of that pic with your cell phone? if so put it on imageshack or someffing
No, she was actually in there with us. I had the laptop setup right next to the frame.
Measuring the house? What for? A suit?
Whakety schmakety doo!
New Up!