Crispin Glover will join Johnny Depp (the Mad Hatter), Mia Wasikowska (Alice), Anne Hathaway (the White Queen), and Helena Bonham Carter (The Red Queen) in Tim Burton’s upcoming Alice and Wonderland movie. The movie will be a mix of live action and performance capture.
They may have to recalibrate the machinery after Crispin Glover uses it. If he gives the kind of performance you see above and then they put the same sensors on somebody else, it probably just wouldn’t register anything. That’s acting.
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Cripin Glover is like Nic Cage only with less forehead.
True story: in the late 80′s Crispin Glover released a music album that included a rap song about masturbation.
Crispin Glover is to movies what clowns are to my nightmares. (A clown killed my father)
Cripin’ Glover wears blue.
Robo, I saw him do an interview promoting that album. He admitted “I’m afraid I’m just not very good at… masturbation.”
I loved him in those Charlie’s Angels movies!
Mark, I feel your pain. My father was killed by a clown once…once.
Does anybody else ever watch Out Cold and wonder if the guy who plays Pig Pen is Crispin Glover’s son?
I’ve been known as a Crispix Lover, but not a Crispin Glover. He gets soggy in milk too fast.
Crispin Glover is to movies what clowns are to my nightmares.
Clowns have nightmares about Crispin Glover.
The Mighty Feklahr volunteers to put all those little white dots all over Anne Hathaway’s hot bod.
Oh, and to attach the motion capture devices!
Anyone else ever watch Stone Cold and jerk off ferociously to Brian Bosworth? Just me? You’re missing out.
Guys, don’t make me post my blog about the dream I had where that clown rapes and kills all of those kids…
J-Does jerkin’ off to Stone Cold Steve Austin count?
Well guys he’s taunting you. One of the songs on there is called Clowny Clown Clown.
Crispin Glover’s arch nemesis? The atomic wedgie.
Will Smith lost out on this role and stated “Weird white people be Crispin’.”
Speaking of Crispin Glover, rap,and clowns…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsSx5NA6sXw
http://www.crispinglover.com/
Crispin Glover goes full retard
Crispin Glover is barely seven neurons more animated than motion capture as it is.
Yes Fek, it counts.
I wanted to fuck the shit out of Crispin Glover in Back to the Future. For real.
I MEAN LEAH THOMPSO…
I’m surprised he’s working with Burton again after Tim decided to go a different direction with Edward Slide Rule Hands.
Lanky, if you have the heart, could you roll out good ol’ hangover bear for my sorry ass? I’ve got a four-alarm hangover either from the whiskey or your laser.
Is this thing on? Testes…testes…1…2…3???
I read the title of this post, and all I can see is Crispin with a mouthful of Burton pubes.
I’m messed up.
I’m still waiting for him to turn up in a cameo roll (tee hee) on 30 Rock as Jack McBrayer’s father.
Crispin is Latin for “born unto coke fiends.”
Crispin is Restaurant for “Deep Frying”.
Glovers are hard to wash out after you’re done with ‘em. Socks work better.
Crispin is Latin for “he of the freebase.”
I’d like to see Crispin Glover and Gary Busey put in the same room to debate the fiscal reponsibilty of chickens with blue pants when Haitians start to crap plastic.
Maybe Crispin Glover tries too hard to be weird. He’s probably just a plain ol’fashion dork trying to stand out in the crowd. They don’t make them like Peter Lorre anymore… Oh, yeah, maybe Peter Vouras!