The first trailer for Gran Torino has hit the web, and in it, Clint Eastwood looks and sounds as if he’s getting an oatmeal enema the whole time. And hey, remember when I made a “get off my lawn” joke about the poster? Little did I know he’d actually deliver that line in the trailer. So check it out. Personally, I’d like to see Eastwood and Stallone go head to head in a Senior Division Asian Killin’ Contest.
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This just makes me depressed. He doesn’t even sound like Eastwood anymore. Scares me to think he might still be singing too. (shudder)
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“I was separated from our unit, came across a bunch of Germans asleep in a field. Bayonetted every last one of ‘em! Didn’t find out ’til later the war had been over for a week.”
Pauly more like “I didn’t find out til later the war had been over for 60 years.”
This is the Little Rascal 2850. It has 122 pound/feet of torque and weighs in at 183 pounds. A single charge will let it run for 6 hours straight. Now, you have to ask yourself, have I been chasing your for a full 6 hours, or has it only been 5? Do you feel lucky? Well, do you – punk?
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Never had much cause for book larnin’
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When I was your age, I didn’t call my seniors by their Christian name.
Keep it up, boy, I’ll take a strap to ya!
The movie was dedicated to Spike Lee, but Eastwood found out too late that he’s actually black.
Clint Eastwood is brought to you by prunes.
Very funny, Vance. Now stop using a picture of Jeff Dunham’s puppet Walter as the banner pic.
He looks like a really old, jacked up Robert Strange McNamara.
Clint Eastwood’s career has come full circle, from spaghetti westerns to oatmeal dramas.
First Yao Ming, now gangsters? Asian is the new black.
Working title on set was Dirty Diaper Harry.
Seriously, Walter:
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BITTER BEER FACE!
Clint’s stool is Every Which Way but Loose.
Clint Eastwood’s next feature will be another western titled Gumsmoke.
Peet, do you know there is a new up? I’ve been sitting here looking at this constipated old codger while they are all playing in a new post.
Christian Bale called. He wants his Batman voice back.
Geriatric Dirty Harry – The Geritol Years! This is one movie he shouldn’t have made. A sad parody of himself. Uncessary, not like he needs the money. Sad to see cinematic heroes dissintigrate on screen. He should have hung it up with the Unforgiven, a great movie, which this is just a silly Compton remake. And that was already 16 years ago. If this wasn’t for Clint in the role, this movie could have made a statement, about old age, set in your ways, immigration. But with Clint as the central figure, the whole thing becomes unbearable to watch. Stars who can’t let go of their cinematic persona should grow roles more befitting their waning years.