The first trailer for Gran Torino has hit the web, and in it, Clint Eastwood looks and sounds as if he’s getting an oatmeal enema the whole time. And hey, remember when I made a “get off my lawn” joke about the poster? Little did I know he’d actually deliver that line in the trailer. So check it out. Personally, I’d like to see Eastwood and Stallone go head to head in a Senior Division Asian Killin’ Contest.