From Production Weekly’s newest issue comes the news that Marvel’s Captain America flick will be called The First Avenger: Captain America, and will be a period piece set in WWII.
“Born during the Great Depression, Steve Rogers grew up a frail youth in a poor family. Horrified by the newsreel footage of the Nazis in Europe, Rogers was inspired to enlist in the army. However, because of his frailty and sickness, he was rejected. Overhearing the boy’s earnest plea, General Chester Phillips offered Rogers the opportunity to take part in a special experiment… Operation: Rebirth. After weeks of tests, Rogers was at last administered the ‘Super-Soldier Serum’ and bombarded by ‘vita-rays.’ Steve Rogers emerged from the treatment with a body as perfect as a body can be and still be human. Rogers was then put through an intensive physical and tactical training program. Three months later, he was given his first assignment as Captain America. Armed with his indestructible shield and battle savvy, Captain America has continued his war against evil both as a sentinel of liberty and leader of the Avengers.” [via FSR]
Does Marvel have to try so hard to set up the Avengers movie? They already ruined the ending of the Incredible Hulk. Now Captain America has a colon in the title. It’s Captain f-ing America, not a sequel to xXx. If I wanted punctuation I’d move to some fag country, like Belgium.
(Still no word on whether Furry Captain America will be involved, that’s just my favorite picture ever)



Pictured: Capedo Americum, the worst.muppet.ever.
In this one Captain America shows Italians that there are still pieces of their history from WWII that they have to come to terms with.
When asked why, if they could make Captain America an indestructible shield, but not make indestructible tanks, the Army scientists scoffed and called this reporter a fag.
This reporter’s editor also doesn’t like him.
Just how far back in history does a film need to be set to qualify as a period piece?
28 days?
Call him old fashioned, or just a product of a different generation, but Furry Captain America just can’t bring himself to go for the shaved look. He’s afraid it will make him look whorish.
DM, I’ve actually debated that very question with friends and we’ve come to the following conclusion:
Silly costumes that recreate out of date fashions poorly are what makes a period piece. That being said, you make your own judgments about any recent Andrew Blake films.
So was Juno a missed period piece?
So by that rational erswi, Beer for my Horses would count, but not The Devil Wears Pranda?
“Period piece one big question mark” exclaims Vinni Martinni
Furry Captain America’s primary weapon is static electricity.
Furry Captain America’s shield is not only indestructible, but also stain-proof.
Furry Capt. America’s arch nemesis, Bazooka Joe.
…and his evil sidekick, Bic Lighter.
Stray Cats often think Furry Captain America is a hideous Scratching Post.
“Suede doesn’t think this looks too costume-y, Heidi…”
Furry Captain America gets his powers from a secret formula too, Rogaine.
In the 70′s, Furry Captain America Used to hide in living rooms…
Furry Captain America has one weakness…. Velcro
So they took a frail boy and turned him into a Super Soldier. I guess Captain America wouldn’t have sucked as bad if they would have give the ‘Super-Soldier Serum’ to an athletic soldier.
DM, The Devil Wears Prada doesn’t have to be a period piece to be a terrible fucking movie. It would however have to show Anne Hathaway’s titties to be a semi-decent movie.
Full frontal guarantees five knuckles by my rating system.
Really Erswi? Call me
Call you? Hell no!
Stalk you? Hell yeah!
Hello, Michaels? I need to save the world, and I’m in a hurry. Do you have six yards each of red, white, and blue fur? AWESOME!
Sweeet.
Furry Captain America’s shield is made out of Bounce® dryer sheets.
He looks like a Captain America Tickle Me Elmo®.
Furry Captain America needs to read the New Up.
I know there’s a new up but I had to point this out, Captain Obvious: If he was born during the Great Depression, he would only be a teenager at best, during WWII.
Clearly making the indestructible metal was a long and expensive progress that only yielded enough material to make 1 shield and still leave the military enough money for supplies for the guys NOT wearing leotards…
I mean DUH? Isn’t that OBVIOUS?