BEN STILLER GETS POLITICAL. MAYBE.
10.23.08
Dreamworks is quickly moving forward with The Trial of the Chicago 7, an Aaron Sorkin script about those accused of inciting the 1968 riots at the Democratic convention. Steven Spielberg and Paul Greengrass (Bourne series) were both mentioned as possible directors at one point, but today’s news is that they’re considering Ben Stiller. Yes, that Ben Stiller.
While the discussions for Stiller to helm the film are very much at the exploratory stage, the actor and DreamWorks are mulling whether such a pairing would work for both parties. A “Chicago” gig would mark a departure for Stiller, who has directed such successful comedies as “Tropic Thunder” and “Zoolander,” but has not helmed a serious political picture of this kind before. [THR]
I like this idea, but only if Will Ferrell or Sacha Cohen plays Abbie Hoffman and Robert Downey in blackface plays a Black Panther. I mean, because otherwise it’s probably gonna just be another baby boomer circle jerk movie. C’mon, everyone, let’s jump in the S.U.V. and relive the time we almost, like, changed things, maaaan. On the way we can listen to that new Dylan album where he plays ukelele with his dick.

Never go full Hoffman.
I miss the good old days of blotter acid. what’s with this new gel shit anyway?
I considered a Meet the Entrance-Blockers joke, but it’s just too early for that shit.
I miss the good old days of hosing down hippies.
Similarly, Oliver Stone is working on a Bill Ayers biopic entitled “The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived.” It’s been fast-tracked for an October 24th release.
FYI, you actually can beat the patchouli off a hippy.
C’mon, everyone, let’s jump in the S.U.V. and relive the time we almost, like, changed things, maaaan. On the way we can listen to that new Dylan album where he plays ukelele with his dick.
I was trying to figure out how to edit this to a size I can fit on a bumper sticker, but fuck it – it’s perfect as is.
The Chicago Seven were a bunch of pussies. You ever heard of the Seattle Seven? That was me. Well, and 6 other guys.
Stiller will cast Jack Black as the witless attorney who thought he’d be defending a different kind of party.
I watched an Abbey Hoffman biopic where Janine Garofolo played his wife. I’m fairly certain I’d be looking for a way into federal prison if her acting was even partially accurate.
Bill Ayers’ trip to speak at the University of Nebraska last week was canceled due to safety fears. Officials were fearful that someone with Ayers’ background would somehow endanger the well being of the current batch of future pig farmers.
The part about him supposed to speak here is true. I suppose the pig farmer thing is too.
Inherit The Broken Wind?
Chicago Seven was a terrible album.
12 Cranky Dudes?
Something About Mary Stealing This Book
That must be a very small ukelele
Something About Marines In Hanoi
Leave to Eldrige Cleaver??
That must be a very small ukelele
Yeah, but you should see the one that blind miner plays. It’s like a cello.
I like this idea, but only if Will Ferrell or Sacha Cohen plays Abbie Hoffman
Vince,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trial_of_the_Chicago_7#Dramatic_presentations
Grandpa Wiki’s got your back.
I heard a Democratic Riot was when one cuts a hole in a McCain/Palin sign and starts having sex with it
Ben Stiller is planning to make a cameo in the film as a desk lamp
Screw Dreamworks. I say hand this project to Pixar and see what they can do with it.
Speaking of getting political, The Mighty Feklahr lived out His Palin/Hilary-Menage-a-Trois fantasy last night!
Palin was His right hand, Hilary was His left hand! GET IT?!?!
Still not flexible enough to accept a middle-of-the-road candidate, eh?
Wouldnt Hilary scare away any mans boner?
I’d pay $8 to see Ben Stiller’s dad play Mayor Daley.
There’s obviously too much money in Hollywood if they can make crap like this. I say tax the shit out of them.