BAD IDEA JEANS: SARAH PALIN ON SNL
10.17.08
Without identifying their sources, CNN today confirmed rumors that Sarah Palin will make an appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend. It’s still unknown whether Tina Fey will also appear.
“I love her, she’s a hoot and she’s so talented,” Palin said, according to the AP. “It would be fun to meet her, imitate her and keep on giving her new material.”
God, this is a horrible idea. Tina Fey hates Sarah Palin, and as dumb as Sarah Palin is, I’m pretty sure the feeling is mutual. And she’s too dumb for self parody. They’re gonna be like two bitches who hate each other’s guts pretending to be civil when they cross paths at the sorority formal punch bowl. “Oh my god, I love your dress!” they’ll say, and do the ass out, cheek-to-cheek hug, then as soon as one turns her back the other’s sticking her finger down her and throat making puking noises. Trust me, I know their type. Now don’t be shy, ladies, have some more punch. **wink wink, gun fingaz**
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I’m tired of politics via SNL.
Sarah Palin doesn’t get the joke. That should be the joke.
To Joe Biden, SNL is just another four letter word.
I want to fuck Sarah Palin in the ass and have Tina Fey clean me up.
I’d pull out though. I don’t need no ‘tard butt baby mama drama. wurd
“I love her, she’s a hoot and she’s so talented,” Palin said, according to the AP. “It would be fun to meet her, imitate her and keep on giving her new material.”
Yet another instance where Fey could quote Palin’s exact words and it would be hysterical.
John McCain was the source. He told this on David Letterman last night right after Dave fed him his spleen on the whole Liddy thing. Creepy old fucker.
Putting Palin on live TV, surrounded by trained improv comics who would like nothing better than to absolutely destroy her, is the worst tactical maneuver McCain has made since he thought that patch of jungle was a safe place to ditch his fighter jet.
Whackety schmackety POW
At least we know Mark Wahlberg won’t be watching.
This will be like a Jew meeting one of those Nazi caracaturists.
I think McCain would be better off if he switched to Tina Fey as his nominee.
As long as Palin can avoid asking Kenan Thompson how difficult it is to rig the lights on the set, she should be ok.
I’d like to handle Palin’s beaver pelt.
By the way, have I made it clear that I would love to fuck this woman?
What a coincidence, Burnsy, if you vote for her she’d probably take the first opportunity to fuck you, too.
I think Tina Fey would become a national hero if she would stab Palin in the heart with the pointy end of her glasses. God I’d pay money for that.
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
In that case, I wonder if I can vote for her and Michelle Obama at the same time.
I don’t see why such a big deal is being made about the VP candidates? It’s not like one Presidential Nominee is a Black Muslim and the other will keel over if he tries to fart too hard. Wait…
If they go ass to ass, i’m in.
In order for me to find SNL funny again, they have to get me to want to watch again. Nice try, Sarah.
The Mighty Feklahr hasn’t wanted to bone a VP this bad since Spiro Agnew!
The Mighty Feklahr asked Sarah Palin if she had a little Klingon in her, and she said, “No.”, so He stuck His Worf action figure up her ass.
Somebody should have told her the name of the sketch was “Nalin’ Paylin” just to see if she would go to the wrong set.
Anagram for Sarah Palin – Anal Sharpi
Nailin’ Palin is also the name of a new beauty salon in Wasilla.
You know all they’re gonna do is dress Palin up like Fey and Fey up like Palin and the gag will go on far too long with all of the cast members breaking character to laugh at how much of a bumbling fucktard Palin is. The audience will beg for mercy and none will come.
Sarah: I see a moose!
Arnold: GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
I have an awesome idea for a SNL sketch:
Kenan Thompson is escorted from Rockefeller Plaza by security.
Are we really going to pick on someone who may be a little quirky, but let someone who doesn’t know how many fucking letters are in the word “jobs” slide? Buncha fickle motherfuckers, ain’tcha?
In NOLA, it would be Nawlin’ Palin right, erswi?
Fortunately, when Palin spells jobs it is preceded by B-L-O-W.
Fek, you have a Worf doll?
Oh Sarah, I’ve had never had the urge to fuck somebody in the ass before and punch them in the back of the head at the same time as I do you.
Palin had this to say
“Oh, those nice folks at Filmdrunk say such nice things about me. They say they want me to go ‘atoom’, which I assume is special game for friends”
I might as well change my name to Paramount, because I’ve released 20 times just looking at that banner pic.
You’re all a bunch of retards getting worked up over nothing. Palin’s the musical act.
sorry… thought I was talking to Palin’s kids for a second there.
New Up!
IT’S AN ACTION FIGURE!