10.28.08 4 PEOPLE STABBED AT SAW V SCREENING
Saw V director David Hackl shows his favorite doll how he kissed his invisible prom date.
In shocking news you’ll never believe (SNYNB), people who like torture porn may share a predilection for violence.
Four men suffered neck wounds and four others were arrested after a wild altercation early Saturday morning at a Times Square movie theater packed with young people.
The chaotic scene in and around the AMC Empire 25 on West 42nd Street began as hundreds came and went from ” Saw V,” which the theater was showing on five screens with starting times spaced a half-hour apart.
A fight broke out in the theater just before 1 a.m., and a large number of people scattered, a police source said.
A short time later, two 22-year-old men and a 25-year-old man were stabbed or cut on the back of the neck at the corner of 42nd Street and Broadway, about a half-block from the theater, police said. The 25-year-old man suffered the most serious injury. None of the injuries was considered life-threatening, authorities said. Police said it was believed that all of those involved had been at the theater. [Newsday via RoboPanda]
Wait, so they only hurt other Saw fans, right? Phew. Now you know why we send them to special schools. In order to deal with this problem, I say we just put locks on the theater doors, and maybe do a promotional push. Say, a Machetes ‘n’ PCP night. And thus, one hand washes the other.
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4 PEOPLE STABBED AT SAW V SCREENING
This was in NYC, yes? So the theater could’ve been playing Mary Poppins on 5 screens and the likelihood of someone getting accosted a half a block away at 1 a.m. would still be pretty high, yeah?
Anybody else think Jigsaw might be Kevin McAllister from Home Alone?
Unreported: Earlier in the day, 2000 people were accosted by a “Naked Cowboy” only yards from this theater. Saw V must be the devil’s movie.
I say if only 4 people got stabbed for seeing Saw V, then someone isn’t applying themselves enough.
After the stabbing, I appeared on the movie screen and told them why they deserved it.
“So this chick is fighting me right? I grab the back of her head and lean in real close, then shen she’s not expecting it, I throw her the shocker! They never see it coming.”
Biggest suprise of the day? The stabbings were not self-inflicted!
Banner Pic: David Hackl, amateur magician, trying to make himself dissapear
This is the one time the audience should’ve listened to the black people talking in the theater. “Don’t go that way! No, don’t look behind the concession stand! Ah, shit bitch, you know that mo fo’s gotta knife! AAGH!”
Haha. Just kidding. Black people did this.
Shit gets personal when they run out of Junior Mints®.
If Jigsaw doesn’t ride his tricycle through an old abandoned house/soap factory and crash it into a stack of old Reader’s Digests, then this movie is DEAD2Him!
If you are taking a knife to a movie for any other reason than abducting children, then you have your priorities and goals in life really fucked up, man.
Are they sure that the stabbees hadn’t just left HSM3? i stabbed a few of those kids myself over the weekend.
I am Jigsaw’s kidneys.
Are you sure this wasn’t BET’s Hip Hop Award show?
Maybe even the Source Awards?
Cops were initially giving high fives to the suspects until they realized they weren’t talking about “stabbing” in the metaphorical sexual sense
Did they use knives?
It wasn’t Brett Ratner stabbing people in the neck to check for an Adam’s Apple?
So the trap was you either had to sit through the movie or be stabbed to escape? And only 4 people chose correctly?
“machetes ‘n PCP night’
Sounds like the time I organized Ecstasy ‘n Viagra night at the local old folks home… only more people died
Pauly-they used shards of their shattered aspirations.
That last one was a trick question. We all know he doesn’t check.
I saw that coming …that is to say I’d seen it coming, seen saw it
Does Jigsaw only cut black people into pieces?
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