David Zucker was once known for Naked Gun and Airplane!, but then he became a Republican and so now he does this. Without getting too political here, the difference between left wing political humor and right wing political humor is that the left likes to pretend everyone on the right is an idiot, while the right likes to pretend everyone on the left is a commie terrorist sympathizer. Their level of application to real life is about the same, it’s just that ha ha that guy’s an idiot jokes tend to be a lot funnier than ha ha that guy hates freedom jokes.
You know what would make this better? If when Kevin Farley showed up to Cuba, he met up with Raul Castro, and then Frank Stallone, Jim Belushi, Marlon Wayans, and all the non-Alec Baldwin brothers came. And then Charlie Murphy burst in the door and karate kicked everyone in the chest, and a dog with big floppy ears put his paws over his eyes and there was a sad trombone sound in the background. Because the dog is like a metaphor for us, you know?
Btw, when did “Sweet Home Alabama” become the Paris Hilton of songs?


I need about 30 Joe Six Packs after watching that shit.
I may have to check with Correction Chimp on this one but are we sure that none of those terms are mutually exclusive?
If that dog isn’t peeing all over the carpet, it’s not my metaphor.
Gary Coleman will kick your fucking ass.
Us Republicans are pretty damn funny, but are best jokes usually start with “So there’s this n*gger…”
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I think the reason left humor is funnier than right humor is that it’s easy to make jokes about stuff that is ludicrous. It’s why the daily show can do so well. All you have to do is point out how ridiculous something sounds.
That Fox Channel comedy show sucks because there isn’t much to work with. When your punchline’s end up being something about Jimmy Carter’s Israeli peace process during the 70′s, relevancy is kind of missing.
John McCains a NIgger
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LiVance, my apologies for bringing up the N-word. I didn’t realize grade school was out today.
I watched some of the Canadian political debates. Everyone is trying to appeal to the Jeaux Six Pack of LaBatts.
Flipper babies.
Sarah Palin’s vagina is actually a moose’s knuckle.
My comments need a Congressional bailout.
*farts, waves it up to nose*
Mmmmmm, Red Bull and Three Olives.
I am Uproxxx. MISSSOULTAKER is causing permanent damage to my servers.
I am Uproxxx.
Oh, so YOU’RE Uproxxx.
Fuck you, then.
Ummmmm, anyone else notice that part of this was just them watching a clip from taken directly from The Onion Movie?
The only reason liberals making fun of conservatives is funnier than conservatives making fun of liberals is that you can’t really ridiculously oversimplify something that’s already ridiculously oversimple.
Hey, Uproxxx. Any idea where I can catch The Life and Times of Tim?
Another thing you can’t do? Stop your own comment from posting when you want the last word to just say “simple”.
Hey, koala, any chance you can work on that?
It’s nice to see you can still get work on the coattails of a dead brother
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So, Uproxx is like Suede on Project Runway?
Hey, koala, any chance you can work on that?
I am Uproxxx. No. Now go jerk off on your pet chinchilla, fuckface.
I am Uproxxx.
I’m thinking Uproxxx is more like the Master Control Program. We need Bruce Boxleitner and The Dude here to save us.
I am Uproxxx. Suede got shafted last week. That dizzy brunette should have been booted weeks ago.
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New Up!
Ummmmm, anyone else notice that part of this was just them watching a clip from taken directly from The Onion Movie?
I actually meant to mention that but at some point realized I’d spent like 400 words explaining the nature of political discourse.
I starting watching that horrible clip, but 5 minutes into it a donkey came in and started to rape me. I was unable to see the monitor and the sounds of my screams and the donkey braying covered the noise from the clip.
I didn’t think there would ever be a point in my life where I would be thankful for being viciously sodomized by a donkey, but I had never imagined a movie clip that bad either.
And then a prim and properly dressed, but overweight English woman farts and blushes….
I think you fuck up Lance. At this point in their careers Eddie Murphy, not Charlie, would do the chest kicking.
*fucked
The movie wasn’t on for more than a minute before a black person got hit in the face. Well done, right wing.
They think they’re totally running a zinger on the left wing, but everybody fucking hates Michael Moore because he’s like a female Rosie O’Donnell.