YEP, IT’S THE BOND POSTER
09.25.08
As previously suspected, this is the final poster for the 22nd Bond movie, Quantum of Solace. Clearly, Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko have just blown some shit up and it got them all hot and so now they’re gonna go bone and they both know it, but they’re trying to play it casual by not looking at each other. Craig is still holding his gun because it’s, like, a metaphor for his powerful phallus, and plus, chicks dig that shit. Trust me, dude, I know women.
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Based on the positioning of the word “lace” I’m pretty sure he’s wearing women’s underwear.
This Olga chick seems alright…looks like she can take a punch.
Did anybody else just get a feeling of Deja Vu?
Pictured, the alternate ending to that hugging lion video.
This time she looks angry and he looks worried. Just like my last sexual encounter.
Did someone just say deja vu?
Did anybody else just get a feeling of Deja Vu?
Clearly, Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko have just blown some shit up and it got them all hot and so now they’re gonna go bone a guy and they both know it, but they’re trying to play it casual by not looking at each other.
Fixed!
I’d like to see this movie soon.
The new James Bond, getting ready to have sex with a woman by staring directly at the sun; makes it easier to pretend that way.
I just made as sweet SMG out of a paperclip.
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Seriously, though, have you ever seen those vids on nothingtoxic where guys in Russia will like deck a girl right in the jaw, and she just gets up off the ground and walks it off without all the hysterics and crying? Those chicks are bad ass! Russian girls are tougher than Vince Young most pro athletes!
Oooops!
Vince YoungDid anyone else just get a feeling of Deja Vu?
Fek, I’m not going all the way to Russia to find a girl who can take a punch when Missouri is literally only a fifteen-minute drive for me.
Donk-He thought you were going to say, “…when Titans training camp is only a 4 hour drive for me.”
It’s pretty sweet how the 7 doubles as a gun, which doubles as a road sign indicating where his dick would most likely be located. A treasuremap if you will. Queer.
I’m surrounded by Puerto Rican girls. Call me when you want to talk real tough chicks.
Does tough mean smelly, Burnsy?
Oh no he di’int!
Yeah, I fucking di’.
Now with more serious cat.
I’m surrounded by Puerto Rican girls.
Burnsy – come around at midnight. I hear they’re just dying to meet me. Don’t forget the case of wine.
True Story, he likes me to call him Professor McGonagal in bed.
I don’t know if maybe I missed the boat on this one but . . .
I don’t ever want to be known as a boating enthusiast. I’d rather just be called “a guy that likes to boat”.
elle0-At first glance, He read your post as this:
True Story, he likes me to call him Professor McGonagal in my head.
Considering how iconic some of the Bond posters have been in the past, this is a pretty poor show. Needs more bikinis and spear guns.
New up – with necrophilia!
I bet this movie will end at the CERN LHC and the villan will die by an atomic particle blasting a hole in his chest. That would be stupid.
*chodin parachutes into FilmDrunk power lines*
FUCK MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
CHOD! NEW UP!
It’s not a metaphor. That’s an exact model of his lovestick.