YAHOO SERIOUS GETS SERIOUS
09.16.08
80s sensation Yahoo Serious plans to make a WWII film about the Kokoda Track in Papua New Guinea, where 600 Australian troops died fighting the invading Japanese.
“The sweeping World War II epic opens with The Fall of Singapore and the Thai-Burma Death Railway then dramatically journeys the Kokoda Track in an epic adventure of mateship, heartbreak and triumph.
“Yahoo is passionate to repay Australia’s nearest neighbours, the wonderful people of PNG for their help to our young country in its darkest hour.” [news.com.au]
What? What are you all looking at? Look, I don’t care if you care about this, I’ve been saving that headline since 1988.
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Inserious Basteins?
Executive Koala 2?
I certainly dont care about this.
{gently strokes 4 disc Young Einstein 20th Anniversary Platimun Special Edition HDDVD: Featuring 20hrs of behind the scenes footage}
Exactly how can sweeping in WWII be epic? They didn’t even have Swiffer Wet Jets back then! Right ladies?
Ladies?
…hello…?
Thai-Burma Death Railway is a euphemism for a teenage boy’s rectum.
Also a pretty sweet band name.
Does the Australian Discovery Channel narrator say that the two kangaroos are “friending”?
Pleased ta meet ya, Keenly!
Yahoo Serious > Carrot Top
Damn you witty! Forshakking all over my Thai Burma Death Railway band joke.
Fek, that was a close one. I almost left the second K outta forshakking. You know what that would mean, right?
If anyone can explain to me exactly how Yahoo Serious would still have any means to get a movie made, be part of a movie, or even watch a fucking movie, I would really appreciate it.
You’re’s Truly,
nominus
Dick cancer > Yahoo Serious > Carrot Top
PHICKST
You know what that would mean, right?
Handcuffs and tasers before sex?
Like I said, close call.
You know what that would mean, right?
Handcuffs and tasers before sex?
…instead of during?
I thought the handcuffs and tasers were always involved after sex. The only way they could be involved before sex would be if you were doing it in jail. But who wants to have sex with everyone in your cellblock watching?
Yahoo Serious > Yakov Smirnoff
There, I said it.
*breaks beer bottle on table*
Anybody got a problem with that, I’m ready to dance.