WOMEN BE DUCHESSIN’
09.05.08
"Oh, I ever so wish I had more candles."
Keira Knightley is starring in another period piece, The Duchess. I still can’t embed clips with my account, so you can watch a new clip from The Duchess here. Try to stay awake. If it helps, picture the fact that the corsets Knightley had to wear caused her to fart constantly.
I asked around about how to get my account set up to embed videos, and one of the tech guys told me what I should do:
Spread bat guano all over your face then sit in direct sunlight for an hour. Rinse it off with moose urine. Repeat six times. This will not help you embed a video clip.
I probably shouldn’t have insulted Babylon 5 and Penny Arcade in front of the tech guys. So I may have embedding privileges [heh heh "bedding privileges"] later today. Or not. Deal.
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Someone better get Bex some tissue, or his monitor is gonna need cleaning.
As soon as he is finished watching HAZ, that is, J.
This is fucking hot. Hot with two t’s.
I had a steaming hot duchess once…wait, what did we decide ‘duchess’ meant?
Samuel L. Jackson demands bigger titties.
How is it that a woman that pretty, and with such fantastic legs, has smaller tits than my dog?
OMG, it’s just like Sex & The City, only set in a time where Carrie would have been dead for ten years at that age!
Thank God you explained that banner pic, for a minute there I thought I’d forgotten Elton John’s birthday.
Question: How is it that a woman that pretty, and with such fantastic legs, has smaller tits than my dog?
Answer: I’d fuck your dog
Alright nukkas! I’m back up in the house. Not going back to werk til Monday. It’s all good in my hood.
Also, I would A2M Keira Knightley. Just sayin.
JHC, What’s your dog doing this weekend?
Where the fuck is Al? I have a bone to pick with her about her country’s spelling of the word Voyager.
Erswi…… you survived. Good. I was praying for that.
Keira Knightley looks like she’s leading an army of people with the same body style as she has.
My dog likes to lick his balls, Doc and nePoo, so I’m sure he’ll be happy for the change of pace.
Holla Erswi! I forget, ballpark on when you little one’s are expected? December, maybe?
Fuck Miike that was a poorly written sentence.
I forget ballpark too : (
Kira Knightley’s hair is being played by Robin William’s back
I don’t think too many people would be upset if it was renamed “Duchess Nukem” and then was never released.
As opposed to the fast food chain, when you go to this Dutchess and order a burger and fries you get tazered and left for dead.
In that get-up, she’s essentially carrying around a portable Dutchess Oven. What would really tie the whole thing together would be if she farted and just happened to have a yeast infection too.
Keira Knightley demands that she be passed only on the left-hand side.
JHC, I didn’t know it was a male dog. Doc can have him. Fucking a male dog would just be wrong.
You see? Yeast, bread, oven. Fuck it’s no fun when I have to explain shit.
::donk whispers something in JHC’s ear::
Sorry, it sounded funny in my head, but then again, so does Ron White.
Robo, these tech guys are the same ones who said they were going to make the commenting around here “less gay” so take that into consideration when asking them to do things for you.
Kiera Knightly does period pieces once a month for a few days
Keira Knightly stars in Perpetual Hannukah
How come the New Filmdrunk women don’t be commentin’?
Even with the boob issue, I’d still do Kiera. Corset would fit in with my whole “underage girls” M.O. So I guess it’s not that much of a stretch.
I bet Keira’s farts smell like White Diamonds.
Thomas Kincade saw this photo and had an orgasm.
New Up!
now thats what im talkin’ ’bout!!
I don’t know why I read that as
Women Be Doucheing but I do.