Yes, that’s it. You look so pretty when you mash your giant boobs together.
After the jump, I’ve got the newly released trailer for Seven Pounds, starring Will Smith and Rosario Dawson, from the director of The Pursuit of Happyness.
Ben (Will Smith) is an IRS agent who is depressed and guilt-ridden about mistakes from his past. He sets out to make amends by helping seven strangers. When he meets Emily (Rosario Dawson), a beautiful woman with a heart condition, he falls in love with her, thereby complicating his plans. Woody Harrelson also appears as a blind pianist who befriends Ben.
Meh, whatever. I’d much rather see Rosario Dawson in a remake of Seven Pounds for Seven Brothers. That was a sexy film.
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I could see them as a couple. i heard she digs white guys…
I was just wondering how much Rosario Dawson’s breasts weighed.
It’s amazing that Rosario Dawson has time to make movies, what with her important role on the Carolina Panthers’ offense.
I hope every IRS employee is guilt-ridden and depressed. You should see my tax bill.
Looks like Smiffy is going to take a little trip up Dawson’s creek.
This really should be called $12.66 at today’s exchange rate.
I would like to see her in a remake of Up the Creek now that you mentioned it…
I still can’t get passed Rosario’s scene in KIDS, where she speaks on the pros and cons of oral sex, withouth ‘bating.
bating? like, fishing?
GPP, that’s 7 lbs. per titty.
Hey now that the bailout has failed and the market is plummeting, should we start planning for a FilmDrunk thunderdome?
Well Eibz, if you’re like me and you jack-off with a fish hook in your dick hole and a bobber up your ass, then yes, JUST like fishing.
A girl with a heart condition is the best kind of girlfriend to have. Literally, at any moment, you could be single.
Kick ass!
I don’t know Chod, a girlfriend in a coma never has a headache. And you don’t have to pay for dinner out.
Yeah, but Genepool, my biggest concern is that girlfriends in comas can never use a “safe word” properly.
I’d definitely give Rosario Dawson seven pounds.
Aw, hell, who am I kidding, I’d be lucky to last long enough to give her three….
Will shouldn’t act too surprised about the heart condition: you go fishing at the hospital and you’re bound to catch some fucked up shit.
” Woody Harrelson also appears as a blind pianist who befriends Ben [ ,a role that many blind people are sad they'll never get to see.] “
Blind pianists everywhere are proud that Woody Harrelson is representing their minority. They all agree that he sounded so well in ‘White Men Can’t Jump”.
The Mighty Feklahr understands that Michael Richards is slated to play the deaf barista that gets arrested for exposing himself to statues of black children!
When he meets Emily (Rosario Dawson), a beautiful woman with a heart condition
The only condition she has is being routinely tricked into taking off her top so the doctor can check her “condition”