09.10.08 WES ANDERSON IS GOING TO WRITE STUFF

The Darjeeling Limited was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwful.

I heard this is going to star Michael Caine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if a woman’s tits shrunk in cold water like balls?

This post reminds me. I’m taking my Commodore 64 to The Antiques Road Show in Sioux City this winter. That fucker is mint too. I’m hoping to get at least 75 maybe 80 cents.

J-Bring it to my place! We can play M.U.L.E.!

JHC do you want to take my ColecoVision along? You might get an extra 10-15 cents.

I’ll pack up the TurboGrafx too. I don’t have my Sega Genesis or Saturn anymore though. Sorry.

Kids these days and their fancy video games. They don’t know what it’s like to rack up extra life after extra life by having to jump up and down on a turtle shell for hours on end. Little bastards. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

Anybody have any use for an Atari Jaguar controller with 16 broken buttons?

Oh, and I bet you a thousand dollars the cab driver will be Indian.

I see your thousand and raise you $1500 that there will be slowmotion and Beatles songs throughout.

Wes Anderson movie = bets a valuable base

Ben Stiller movie = breaks a valuable base

Advantage: Push

JHC I know what you mean. We were lucky enough the other day to finally get an original Mario Bros. stand up arcade game. Brought back memories of all the quarters spent in the ol’ arcade.

My best friend is a guy they call Winky because he has an eye twitch. it’s a wonder no one calls him Harry because of his hairlip or Stumpy because he has a little penis.

Donkey Hodey = can’t tell the difference between “vase” and “base”

Advantage: The American Public School System.

Bill Murray was asked about his relationship with Wes just after he drunkenly crashed his golfcart into crowd of Paparazzi trying to get pictures of Whineho vomiting blood in the St. Andrews Four Seasons, he stated, “Fuck!” before pulling his flacid dick out of his sans belt trousers and chasing pigeons around the courtyard.

Hey, no, comment waiting…moderation, blsh blsh, I guess I’m approved!

Welcome back, Crap.

I dont have friends, either.

Wes Anderson looks like a better lesbian than writer.

Owen Wilson also co-wrote Bottle Rocket, which is Wes Anderson’s real best movie. Fuckwits.

Wes Anderson movie = bets a valuable base

Ben Stiller movie = breaks a valuable base

Jimmy Fallon movie – steals a valuable base.

Just thought I’d call your Ron Cey and raise you a Dave Roberts, JHC.

Have you guys ever seen Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson’s nose in the same room?

Weird, don’t you think?

I think it was Life Aquatic that made Owen try to kill himself. Not that he had anything to do with it, but that he didn’t do enough to try and stop it.

Tx, GPP.

Pauly, if you can look at a man’s nose and inside his ass at the same time, you may just get the answer you’re looking for.

Who’s that chick wearing the old frumpy suit in the banner pic? She’s kinda hot, no?

what is it about courdoroy that makes him look so genital free?

I’m kind of suprised he and Ellen DeGeneres aren’t married

sup-rise sup-rise sup-rise
FUCK SPELING

Brett Ratner = All your base are belong to us

Stanley Kubric = first half of the movie dedicated to vasic training.

Wes Anderson looks like a cross between Martin Short and Martin Sheen.

Call me crazy, but I’m thinking this dude’s mom’s snizz is stretched to the max after passing that fucking dome through there. Can you say episiotomy, children?

Wes Anderson looks like a cross between Martin Short and MartinSheena Easton.

Fick said.

BOTTLE ROCKET SUCKED. There, I said it. Typical fucking film school movie without much to say.

I always thought the “hips are wider than the shoulders” look was saved for most of the women that shop at Wal-Mart. He pulls it off well though.

(that was in response to dommy, btw)

YOU SUCK! See, I drew it out on this placemat and there are stars and stuff around it.

Vince, I don’t think too many of us would complain if you threw an MMA post in here every now and again. I don’t think Ufford would care much either, unless it’s happening at halftime of a Seahawks cock-sucking, err, football game.

In puffy paint??

I’m sorry Vlance, let’s never fight again.

@JHC – I always say I’m going to do more of those for WL. But I’m lazy and I don’t like working for free.

The shiny pony pin on his lapel is what really sets off the grey sweater vest. Fuck you if you don’t know how fashion works. Haters.

I was reeeealllly high when I saw Bottle Rocket and don’t remember shit, so I’ll just say it sucked.
{Hides behind The Thumb and flips off dommy}

Am I still a fuckwit if I’ve never seen Bottle Rocket? Yes? Good.

Bottle Rockets are illegal in Nebraska. That’s why you buy them in May in Kansas or Mizzooooooooweeeeee.

MIDWEST+!!!!

See what I mean? I’m just fucking off more that usual today. Godfuckshitdamnit….

Ok, someone paid me to be their friend once, but after about 10 mins he threw goo on my back and left.

I hope my stupidity hasn’t rubbed off on anyone. Which isn’t to say I’m hoping to rub one off on someone later.