WELL THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG
09.19.08
As pointed out by our friends at GorillaMask, DeezTeez has already created a shirt to commemorate Robert Downey’s classic “full retard” monologue from Tropic Thunder. Can’t say as I’m surprised that they’ve made a shirt about it. My only criticism: why the boring silhouette of a soldier? Why not put the quote over a picture of a Liger? Boom, two pop culture references in one.
*pats self on back for avoiding a joke about Sarah Palin’s kid*
And, because why not, here’s some semi-related video of Patton Oswalt talking about hipster t-shirts.
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Nice widow’s peak Snorgboy.
I think it’s nice they got a retard to model.
That Liger looks like the offspring of a three-way involving Wilford Brimley, Sexman, and Gene Simmons.
Is that Cthulhu on the wall behind him?
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
If any T-shirt ad does not feature a Snorg girl . . . fuck that. Not cool.
Predictable. Now, if someone creates a graphic combining Sarah Palin’s son and a Winnie the Pooh character and calls it Trigger, then I will be impressed.
Something tells me that douchebag doesn’t take long either ifyouknowwhatimean.
Shouldn’t Sarah Palin have named her kid something like Add or maybe even Counttothree? Trig? That’s just mean.
Hey now, the Drunkettes need some male t-shirt models to admire. And I’m sure this guy is exactly what they wanted.
I think it was because “Calculus” sounded too black.
RDJ was LITERALLY an Oreo in that movie!
(The Mighty Feklahr promises He will stop now.)
Misha Barton has ugly boobs. Yes, there are such things.
Misha Barton has knopples.
I’d fuck Misha Barton, but only for her weed connections…
Is that the guy who played Keith on Scrubs?
Is Donk the guy that watches Scrubs?
That shirt really should have had Stiller’s retard character (curse me and these long morning meetings, I can’t remember the guy’s name now).
I bet JHC wishes he’d heard that advice before they started calling him ‘Special K’ in high school.
There was this kid in school we used to call Peethan Schrotum. He always had Oreos in his lunch.
Anybody check out that new Diddy Blog at the bottom of the screen?
Eh, I didn’t think so. Nobody cares what jigs think.
I watch Scrubs too, Ers.
Yes I do wish that, Peet.
The Mighty Feklahr never forgave Peethan Schrotum for knowing how to spell “melancholy” in the 4th grade! How the fuck is that a 4th grade word???
Would someone get Fek some fucking Double Stufs already!?!?
I only do full Retards.
Ha! But the joke was on Peethan Schrotum! He was an only child, didn’t have to share his Nintendo, and got all the attention from his parents.
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PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Merv-you forgot to log in as your alt, Kurg…
Oh, The Mighty One guesses that RDJ would technically be a “Fudge Dipped Oreo” in that movie…
*Stands behind JHC*
Yeah Erswi!
That shirt is almost as funny as the one with Rambo and Mama Cass that says “Killin’s as easy as breathing”
True story-I am actually trying to half ass work today, and I just fucked something up in our accounting software a minute ago and I fucking screamed “UPROXXXXXXXXX!” at the computer.
CEOs-call me!
I usually walk around topless with “Jason Statham’s Shirt” written on my chest in permanent market.
Permanent markets are a lot harder to wash off than permanent markers.
I don’t have any Double Stuffs, but I do have an old Super8 video of Phil Specter BTKing a couple of hookers in Vegas in 1974, will that work?
Oh, I also watch Scrubs, I transcribe Dr Cox’ lines to use on my kids.
If I had to pay you a dime for every time I’ve uttered, Dor Sho Gah! under my breath, you wouldn’t have to work with Marlene, Fek.
My advice to an African kid would be “If you ever invent a time machine, don’t go back and bet on the team that’s on that free t-shirt you got, they didn’t really win the Super Bowl.”
keyHo: Not if you work for Lehman.
BOOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!
New Up!
You think Trig will scream “HOT WATER BURN….ME?” ?
More Dane Cook news? I’m tired of looking at his douche face.