Hehe, “flaming”.
Opening this weekend
Eagle Eye – Well, we already know what everyone thinks about this one. Still, I hope it doesn’t flop too badly, if only for the sake of monkey army morale.
Choke - Sam Rockwell? Chuck Palahniuk? Sex addiction? Historical interpreting? Yes, please. Polite suggestion: needs more tigers.
Miracle at St. Anna - You know how back in WWII, white motherf-ckers be all savin’ Italians like this? But then a brother comes along and he’s all like…
Nights in Rodanthe - Mmm, old people love scenes, my favorite. Her puffy vag, his old… balls, lovingly lit, accompanied by lilting string music. Seriously, where do I sign up?
Fireproof – He proved the existence of God with a banana, just imagine what he can do to your marriage with a firehose. Wait, that came out wrong…
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I would like to ask that you watch how you speak about Diane Lane, the 2007 inductee of Burnsy’s Hollywood Cougar Hall of Fame.
Kirk Cameron hasn’t blinked since he discovered Jesus. Then again, he hasn’t taken a good, solid, 12 kg forshak, either.
Hey, I like puffy pussies. They’re like the bumpers in the gutters at the bowling alley. When you’re hammered drunk and having some trouble lining up for the kill, they cushion the impact of cock to inner thigh.
Heeeeee’s riding though your TOWN wiiiiith his HEAD on FIRE!
HE’S RIDING THROUGH YOUR TOWN WITH HIS HEAD ON FI RE!
Baby baby he’s lookin’ SO CUTE yeah!
Ridin’ around inna blue jump suit, yea-a-e-ah…
The only way Kirk can prove the existence of God to me is if he sets Shia on fire.
Does a French guy get killed again in the Gere/Lane movie? It ought to be a running theme; in many other movies.
You know, I imagine Kirk’s fellow firefighters get pissed because instead of helping with the hose, he just tries to talk to the shrubbery.
I’d like to see Kirk Cameron try to explain that banana stuff to Spike Lee.
The French man’s Kryptonite? Snowglobes.
Snowgleauxbs, Chino.
Sneauxgleauxbs
Movie News for Vengeful Shamans? Did you get your head shrunken last night?
I’d actually be more inclined to see Nights in Rodanthe if it were about Manny Manny Fo-Fanny Shyamalan.
Neaux Cleauxs Heauxs Bleaux Breauxs while talking Sneauxgleauxbs with Beaux Feaux Sheaux.
They started it.
I’m kinda wishing they had waited until this weekend to release Keifer Sutherland’s newest movie, that way the headline could have read “Box Office Magic, or All Just Choke and Mirrors?”
Nom, cheque yoself before you wreque yoself.
well looks like another weekend im spending with mario kart wii
Cheque myself, huh. Why, did you find a lump in my nesticles while you were cupping them with that left hand last night?(Your left, my right)
What? Chino!You said you couldnt come to the PFC meeting because of the fleaux!
No, Eib. I couldn’t find my pilleaux. I found it at Nom’s house.
Well, she did open someone’s fleaux.
*winks*
Chino’s in another club with me. The pillow bite club.
Whn you talk like that, it make my penis greaux!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N EAUX P…
Uh-oh, it’s a chain reaction! I’m just another domineaux.
I’m just a gigaleaux and everywhere I geaux…
If only there was a strikeout button I wouldn’t be too lazy to fix your alphabits jack.
Works over, I’m gonna geaux. Wait, that’s a g with a double eww, right? Later
*pees*
My spelling hasn’t been as good since I moved to Eauxhieaux.
Jack, are you a sheauxer or a greauxer?
Eib, changing to that avi was a leaux bleaux.
But, it makes me tingle down beleaux ( like Jack does)
I think we’re beating a dead peauxny.
Something tells me Jack! is well endeauxed.
<<< I love Jeauxn Crawford
He’s not your average Jeaux Bleaux.
<<< I love Chineaux Moreneaux.
Sheryl 1, Sheryl 2, Sheryl 3…
What’s am I doing? Counting creauxs.
I love all you meauxs!
Up your neaux with a rubber heaux!
Sadly, my length is beleaux average.
short for heauxmeauxsexuals (also like Jack)
I remember the first day of MTV.
I still love Videeaux Killed the Radieaux Star.
Eib, calling me gay is starting to get eauxld.
Jack, I thought you were gonna go with Cherly Creaux
I was, Chineaux. If I’m counting Sheryls, I’m counting creauxs.
The way you just stood up to Eib was very beauxld.
I love it when we ruin the last peauxst of the week.
eaux neaux, I fucked it up.
Jack, did you burn your teauxst again? Did it set off the smeauxke detector?
Can I buy tickets for these movies on Fandangeaux?
I didn’t actually burn my teauxst, Chineaux. I was having a streauxke.
Eauxnly Cheauxke
Remember the Spanish guy that did commentary on World Cup Soccer Games?
GGGGGEEEEEAAAAAUUUUUXXXXXLLLLL!
eaux neaux! I have a beauxn peauxking eauxt of my teaux!
I’ve gone full retard.
Uh-eaux! It’s almeauxst time feauxr dinner. I’m a leauxnely bacheleauxr, seaux I’m just geauxing teaux eauxpen up a can eauxf Spaghetti-Eauxs.
Guys, this is getting hard to understand, even for me.
And why isn’t anyone mentioning Santa?
Heaux Heaux Heaux!
ok, you’ve really gone full retard.
I think I’ve gone deauxble retard.
I’m teauxtally laughing eauxt leauxd so I had better geaux heauxm.
looks like im gonna go see that movie with shia lebeauxff
I wish I was a kid again. I didn’t do stupid crap like this then. I just played with my G.I. Jeauxs, and watched Pinnichieaux on videeaux tape.
No, I’m eauxnly jeauxking. I’m not geauxing heauxm. I’m geauxing to Reauxm. I’m driving my Taheaux.
Yes, I’m driving my Taheaux eauxver the eauxcean.
Geauxing heauxme, Chineaux? Yeaux’re such a peauxser.
Or maybe I’ll just reaux, reaux, reaux my beauxt.
At least I’m not a heauxser, eh Al?
I’ve aw;ways wanted teaux drive my Pinteaux to the Alameaux. Then I’d drive to Vegas teaux see the sheauxs.
Then I could geaux to San Diegeaux, Leauxs Angeles, and San Francisceaux. Then up to Eauxregon.
The Alameaux, huh? Going to the basement? Where did Eibmeauxz go?
I’m from Eauxregon.
I’d deaux all of that, put teaux put it ceauxleauxquially, I’m too peaux’.
That was good. I’m laughing seaux hard I might threaux up.
The peauxny was resurrected, but we’ve beat it to death again.
I love you carnally, Jack, I dont really think youre a heauxmeaux
I’d peauxst more of these, but my computer is moving in sleaux meauxtieauxn.
My feaux, the lawn has graeauxn back. Looks like I need to meaux.
I suppeauxse I may have eauxverreacted, Eib.
Eaux weaux is me! I have a ceauxld and feauxrgot to bleaux my neauxs seaux I had to wipe it on my cleauxths!
Donkey Heaux, do you have a garden gneauxme?
Maybe you need a garden gneauxme, donk.
This peauxny is out of contreaux. Somebody yell Wheauxh!!!
Or just a pink flamingeaux?
Neaux, Jack. He freauxze to death last winter.
Chineaux, you eauxwe me a beer. Make it a Ceauxreauxna.
Ceauxreauxna? Ewww. Don’t drink their beer. Remember the Alameaux!
I greaux teauxmateauxs in my garden. I tried pimenteauxs once, as well. Gardens are relaxing. Sometimes I just sit out on the patieaux, and smell all the areauxmas of the plants.
Buffaleaux buffaleuax Buffaleaux buffaleaux buffaleaux buffaleaux buffaleaux.
Eauxkay, I think my work here is done. I think I should stop wasting time and geaux back to preauxgramming songs on my sequencer.
I missed a Buffaleaux in there :(
deaurst
HA!
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HA!
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Oh, so that’s why Fek always puts that space in http…
…DOI!!!
{finishes reading thread}
Boy… I’m sheaux glad I missed eauxl of that. Feaux sheaux!
{hangs head, walks to corner, starts petting tumbleweed}
What. The. Fuque?
ReauxBeaux, I heauxp you didn’t read the entire thread. We’re seaux seauxrry.
that debate was pure late night talk show gold.
Geaux Eauxbama!
The rest of y’all can bleaux me.
Veauxt for change.
No, really. Get enough change and you can get a double chezbrgr on the McD dollar menu.
Fuck this.
I’m just gonna go see Step Brothers again.
BEAUXTS AND HEAUXS!
Seriously, it’s like someone dropped missseauxltaker’s after-birth in here.
WHAT WE GEAUXN’ DEEEAAAUUUXXX?!?!
Peauxl Newman died.
Beauxeauxsh???
Instead of Step Breauxthers…. You should see the Breauxthers Seauxleauxmeauxn.
R.I.P Cool Hand Leauxke.