what Multiplicity could have been

what Multiplicity could have been

Opening this weekend:

Bangkok Dangerous: Oh my god.  Nic Cage oh my god.  Oh my god oh my god I’m going to go to this dressed as a bear and punch the first old lady I see.  I’m going to wear the bear suit to an arson investigation and stomp around yelling HOW DID IT GET BURNED?

Mister Foe: (link goes to trailer) It’s a movie about a peeping Tom with an Oedipal complex, but only three sentences into the film’s official synopsis it shifts from being about the movie to listing which indie cred bands are on the soundtrack.  Bad sign.

Ping Pong Playa: an asian guy acts black and plays ping pong to defend his family’s honor, like they do in the hood.

Everybody Wants to be Italian:  I liked this better when it was called Guido Beach. 

– RoboPanda