Comments on: VOICE OF THE MOVIES DEAD AT 68 – UPDATE

By: kosmic_blues

kosmic_blues — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:57:55 +0000

That really sucks. What HASN’T this guy done with his life? Such a pity.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:48:59 +0000

I was always hoping they could get this guy to be the voice prompts for my bank’s automated phone system –

“In a world where you’d like to hear your current balance, you’d have no choice but to press one.”

“En un mundo donde tu habla espanol, marque numero dos.”

By: JHC

JHC — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:47:13 +0000

NEW UP, SOCKETFUCKERS!!!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:45:56 +0000

I feel especially sorry for the widow who has to constantly endure people yelling at her over the phone to “quit fucking picking it goddamn up, I want to hear his answering machine greeting!”

By: Diremutt

Diremutt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:44:27 +0000

Collinsworth can go fuck a light socket!!

By: Diremutt

Diremutt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:42:00 +0000

~~The~~ Joan Rivers ~~Geico commercial~~ makes my ears shit blood. Fixed! {hands cramp due to typing HTML code instead of JUST HITTING A FUCKING BUTTON!!!}

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:41:57 +0000

The ‘I’m 47 years old’ was a poorly referenced Beetlejuice quote from an old Howard show.

The exchange went something like this (you can read this in his voice, of course):

Howard: “Beetle – how old are you?”

Beetlejuice: “Me? I’m 30 years old.”

Howard: “Ok. Have you ever been in the military?”

Beetlejuice: “Me? Yeah, I was in the marines.”

Howard: “How old are you again?”

Beetlejuice: “Me? I’m 47 years old.”

By: Diremutt

Diremutt — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:39:12 +0000

“In a world, where there is no movie announcer guy to say, ‘In a world where there is no movie announcer guy, who will say, ”In a world were there is no movie announcer voice guy to say, I a world…
…ahhhhh!!!
{!!pop!! head explodes}

By: GenePoolParty

GenePoolParty — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:39:11 +0000

I don’t think Caliendo can do a convincing Obama, can he?

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:37:50 +0000

Somewhere, Frank Caliendo is praying for John Madden’s continued health as he peruses the want ads…