Don’t blame yourself when mommy and daddy fight, Birthday Dog
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon star in the just-released trailer for Four Christmases, which is like every shitty romantic comedy ever made meets every shitty Christmas movie ever made. I liked it better when it was called Meet the Parents, a little less when it was called The Break Up, and then it pretty much sucked all those times when Matthew McConnaughey and Kate Hudson were in it. On the plus side, this and Fred Claus will make a great bargain-bin DVD set.
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Somebody should make a movie about Birthday Dog being left alone on Christmas, as he has to protect the house from Serious Cat and Homophobic Turtle, all the while resisting the urge to eat his own poop.
Birthday Dog, wait until the car slows down to jump out!
Its so sad, Clay Pigeons has been on lately, and he was so young and promising and now I want to punch him in the nuts.
It should be called “Fore Christmases” and have the characters constantly ducking and running from the shit I’m hurling at them.
My two holiday favorites “Dogma” and “The Last Temptation of christ” are still safe since this DVD wouldn’t even make the rotation.
I see Vince is still trying assert himself as a serious [unfunny] actor.
“You fucking told me to put it up your ass last night! You said it was my Christmas present! This is why I want a camera in the bedroom, because you’re a forgetful drunk!”
Nice shout out to have Peter Billingsley in another Christmas movie. On a related note, if you touch your tongue to Reese Witherspoon’s taint, it will stick like glue.
Eibz, my fingers are crossed that he stabs the shit out of Reese while taking her from behind. A girl can dream.
The only shit Vince Vaughn is stabbing belongs to a 10-year old Filipino boy.
I buy Vince Vaughn with Reese Witherspoon like I buy Jake Gyllenhaal with Reese Witherspoon.
I think I saw him stab a shower curtain once. But it had already been done before and was much better the first time before he SHIT ALL OVER THE CLASSICS!
If Vince stabs his co-star, all that would be left is Reese’s pieces.
And I had the HeathBar joke in that previous thread. I’m really on a tootsie roll.
Vince: You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
Reese: You got dick in my brother!
VOTE FOR FLICK! FLICK MIKE!
Dor sho gha! Why is Reese Witherspoon hiding her ears and forehead? IS SHE AN ROMULAN? o noes!
Reese isn’t the one who needs to hide her forehead. That thing is Cagerrific!
Reese looks like her honeypot would be covered in dust.
Sure, the Dishonoured yIntaghs aboard Grethor might pose in lingerie for each other all day, but when it comes to Romulans, they are all business.
Risky business!
Fek, you HAVE to check out With Leather. Do it! Do it now!
ROFLKOTAL!
ht tp://www.topix.com/news/weird/2008/09/naked-women-get-rolled-trying-to-buy-pot
“Two women visiting Atlantic City got more than they bargained for when they approached a man to buy marijuana and ended up naked on a dirt road outside of town.”
Guy’cha! The only things missing are “face down in a pool of their own blood!” BTK RADERS!
QAPLAH! J, The Mighty One knew you would never direct Him to Without Laughter but for an honourable reason!
Oh, BTK, since he did that in Ohio, can he join the gang now?
New up :( just when this thread was getting good.
I’m looking forward to this one! I heard BOTH Reese and Vince show their pussies on screen! YUM!