09.12.08 TRAILER FOR LATEST EASTWOOD JOINT

Nick Cannon?

Vince, now you’re just wildin’ out.

This is kind of like the time I called the LAPD and told them “some black guy stole my car”. I never did get my car back, but I heard they beat the shit out of a lot of people that night.

This is sort of like the time I tried to return some chicks underwear to her, but she got all offended because apparently she didn’t wear diapers.

Angelina knew it wasn’t HER son when he tried to tap that fine ass.

Malkovich should play the son they return to her.

Angelina would never turn down a kid.

Angelina: “Yes, hello LAPD? Um, you guys returned a son to me and now I can’t get him to stop breast feeding.”

Angelina knew it wasn’t her son because he was white.

In reality Jolie would have just said, “Well, it’s not the exact one I was looking for, but I’ll take it!”

The Changling is coincidentally what I called my youngest son during potty training.

Look Vince, don’t fucking try telling us about mental institutions, okay? We’ve seen the video for ‘Basketcase’ too, you know.

I don’t understand how Nick Cannon got Mariah Carey. Was it Drumline? Cuz, I’m not bragging or anything, but I’m no slouch playing Rock Band on the ex-bocks.

{shakes fist at uaPly}
You know when you see a tired assed old couple that finishes each others sentences because they’ve been together so long that they think alike…
{winks all around to the CJC}

Brad: “It sounds like a great project, but what’s the film about?”

Angelina: “I get a son…”

Brad: “Yeah, that’s cool- again, it sounds like a great project, but what’s the fucking film about?”

Nick Cannon is worse that Hitler…his career has coincidentally killed more people too.

And yet Michael Westin still went on to be a successful CIA operative.

*winks to entire circle in accordance with all CJC rules*

*shakes fist at dick, gives Crap a thumbs-up*

Nancy Grace saw this clip and immediately launched a campaign to find Walter Collins.

Turns out the kid wasn’t abducted, he just left when he realized his name was Walter.

This reminds me of my stay at a mental institution.

I was only faking the crazy cause insane chicks are easy to fuck.

Spoiler Alert:

The kid was across the street at the Parkers’ the whole time.

This one time I accidentally killed my brother’s gold fish. I rushed out to the pet store, payed my cash, and managed to get home before him.

That was a great day. Mom would only let us keep one pet in the house, and I’d always wanted a turtle.

She knew it wasn’t her kid because he was 17 and kept asking to breast feed.

I lose babies does the shower drain every day.

Keep’em. I don’t want them back.