THIS SOUNDS KIND OF MEXICAN
09.16.08
Cheech Marin is set to direct and star in a script he wrote himself called Angel of Oxnard, about a guy named Angel who works for the Home Shopping Network and whose face appears on a tortilla. I swear I didn’t make that up. Thing is, Cheech is the kind of lovable, pudgy little cherub that advertisers love. He’s like the Mexican Dave Thomas. Therefore, I don’t think seeing his face on a tortilla would freak me out that much. I say they re-cast this with Danny Trejo.
“Deedju order sometheen, puto?” Terrifying.
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JHC: Uh, excuse me waitress? Yeah, there’s a hair on my tortilla.
Waitress: No sir, that’s Cheech’s hairlip.
JHC: Oh, sorry. It’s delicious, by the way.
Spoiler Alert
- When the tortilla is fried, the face changes to Tommy Chong.
In related news, Tommy Chong has been pleading with Ortega to begin marketing his “Chimi-Chong-A” – a delicious fried wrap with an image of Tommy branded on the surface.
This reminds me of the time in college that my face appeared in a taco. She woke up screaming and now I have to notify the police whenever I move.
When I was a kid, my family was poor so we could only afford the imitation tortillas with Carlos Mencia’s face.
They should make a Nash bridges movie.
Thats nothing. My last order at Taco Bell had a complete still shot of Cheech oustide the Tittie Twister in “From Dusk Til Dawn. I thought it was a sign, but it turned out the kid with the sour cream gun was autistic.
END PARENTHESIS
DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Chimi-Chong-A is not to be confused with his earlier product, the Chimi-Bong-A, an edible bong that also featured Tommy’s face.
I kicked an Ox in the nards once. Once.
Cheech Marin makes my taco pop!
Cheech Marin’s dad was the shady Mexican used car dealer in “Used Cars.”
Mexican Dave Thomas is a proponent of adopting 12 kids at a time.
The problem with this tortilla is that the back was wet.
I tortilla once. Then she decided to get a reality show and go all lesbian.
Yeah MIZ, you should never go full lesbian.
Would the Danny Trejo tortilla also say “eat me, Puto?”, or would it just jam itself down your throat?
Mexican Dave Thomas was relieve to learn that the redhead girl wasn’t his daughter. His wife broke down crying and yelled “It’s nacho baby!”
TMZ Headline news:
Rumors of problems on the set of Cheech Marin’s new movie “Angel of Oxnard” as the tortilla with the actor’s face grilled into it has been getting confused with a sausage patty that is being used for Chris Tucker’s Spike TV movie “Face Meat.”
Danny Trejo’s face must be on the buffet at the Tack Room Bar on taco Tuesday, because I always end up shitting myself later.
It would be great if the tortilla was eaten, then inexplicibly returns in the sequel as good as new, but with an eye patch. How does that happen?!
Burnsy: “Waiter, Salma Hayek’s face is on my tortilla.”
Waiter: “Oh my, it sure is. And you also asked for no sour cream, yet it’s smothered.”
Burnsy: “Yes… sour cream.”
Sequel: “Once Upon a Time in a Mexican IHOP”
Lince-The Mighty Feklahr is sure that is a crepe, not a tortilla.
Mexican Dave Thomas keeps the shrubs near the drive through window immaculate.
Mexican Dave Thomas’ Danny Trejo is played by John Cena in black face.
Mexican Dave Thomas DIDN’T get adopted. :(
You got some fucked up crepes in Iowa. I bet they pronounce it “creepies” there.
Mexican Dave Thomas DID get adopted but was later returned to the orphanage when his new parents discovered he was actually 24.
I don’t know what that means.
Ascendente Nuevo!
Nueva arriba!
BASTARDO!
It just occurred to me that the Dave Thomas Vince refers to may not be Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas, who I automatically pictured.
No, I meant the Wendy’s guy. Who else is there?