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09.30.08 SERIOUS AS A F-ING HATE CRIME

Oh God this gives me a massive hard on. Funtown Auto is one of my favorite internet videos of all time. Apparently the guys behind that masterpiece are back with Cars III, premiering at the New Beverly Cinema in L.A. on October 8th and 9th with an introduction by comedian/God-king Patton Oswalt (or so the video would have us believe). I know I gush, but if this doesn’t get you at least a little sexually excited I’m not sure we can be friends. Unless you have a puppy!

[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]

TAGS: BONERS, CARS III, FUNTOWN AUTO, GET OUT YOUR FUCKING CHECKBOOK, PATTON OSWALT, VIDEOS

‘I NEVER LIKED THAT CLIPBOARD ANYWAY’ (With Leather)
miranda kerr deserves an apology (WWTDD)
WEEKEND PICKS: THE NOT-SO-BIG HOUSE (With Leather)
friday afternoon headlines (WWTDD)
MUSICAL GUEST: THE KAZOOKAYLELE KID (With Leather)
candice swanepoel is x-rated (WWTDD)
POWER RANKINGS: MERCY FOX (With Leather)
miley cyrus is the angel of death (WWTDD)

There are 30 comments about:
SERIOUS AS A F-ING HATE CRIME

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September 30th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

Andy Pandy says:

I knew the only way to make myself manly was cornrows and nunchuks…

September 30th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Andy Pandy says:

MORE MANLY!!! MORE MANLY!!!

September 30th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Andy Pandy says:

I’M NOT A LITTLE GIRLY MAN….

IT’Z NOT AH TUMAH!!!!

September 30th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

KevinEldon says:

I’m voting for Bobby Tacker and that booger monster.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

Diremutt says:

I once fucked serious, getting sodomized by a clown with a twelve inch strap on is just a rather dour occasion.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

KevinEldon says:

Who the fuck is Bobby Tacker and why the fuck am I voting for him? Why the fuck is my checkbook out… damnfuckshitcuntdemocrat.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Andy Pandy says:

My favorite flavor is Dour Apple

September 30th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Charlie Br0nze says:

I dunno, for the definitive nunchuk display i like to reach for Son Of Afro Ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISV1bt8-TDg&feature=related

September 30th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

jokerswild says:

I have a puppy.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Vince Mancini says:

For me it’s more about heavy metal and visual effects than nunchuks.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

Donkey Hodey says:

I have a puppy and I’m sexually excited!

Causality? You make the call.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Al says:

I obviously need a puppy.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

Eibmoz says:

I have the herp.
Thanks, FilmDrunk

September 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

nominus says:

I have Nuttin’ Honey.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Charlie Br0nze says:

I like puppies and so does my Komodo dragon who i feed them to.

September 30th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

The Mighty Feklahr says:

Eib-nice avatar! BOI-OI-OI-OOOOIIIIIIIIIIING!

September 30th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

jokerswild says:

Yeah . . . ummm . . . sorry about this Eibz but apparently you missed the memo. That was a typo in the notification letter. You have the Hep, not the Herp. Sorry again.