SERIOUS AS A F-ING HATE CRIME
09.30.08Oh God this gives me a massive hard on. Funtown Auto is one of my favorite internet videos of all time. Apparently the guys behind that masterpiece are back with Cars III, premiering at the New Beverly Cinema in L.A. on October 8th and 9th with an introduction by comedian/God-king Patton Oswalt (or so the video would have us believe). I know I gush, but if this doesn’t get you at least a little sexually excited I’m not sure we can be friends. Unless you have a puppy!
[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
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I knew the only way to make myself manly was cornrows and nunchuks…
MORE MANLY!!! MORE MANLY!!!
I’M NOT A LITTLE GIRLY MAN….
IT’Z NOT AH TUMAH!!!!
I’m voting for Bobby Tacker and that booger monster.
I once fucked serious, getting sodomized by a clown with a twelve inch strap on is just a rather dour occasion.
Who the fuck is Bobby Tacker and why the fuck am I voting for him? Why the fuck is my checkbook out… damnfuckshitcuntdemocrat.
My favorite flavor is Dour Apple
I dunno, for the definitive nunchuk display i like to reach for Son Of Afro Ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISV1bt8-TDg&feature=related
I have a puppy.
For me it’s more about heavy metal and visual effects than nunchuks.
I have a puppy and I’m sexually excited!
Causality? You make the call.
I obviously need a puppy.
I have the herp.
Thanks, FilmDrunk
I have Nuttin’ Honey.
I like puppies and so does my Komodo dragon who i feed them to.
Eib-nice avatar! BOI-OI-OI-OOOOIIIIIIIIIIING!
Yeah . . . ummm . . . sorry about this Eibz but apparently you missed the memo. That was a typo in the notification letter. You have the Hep, not the Herp. Sorry again.
My puppy is sexually aroused. Bad puppy. NO!
erswi-trust me…she’s got the herp!!! (Or one helluva immune system.)
My Gonorrhea is running, you better come catch it.
So excited, I just kicked my washing machine. With my landlord’s head.
kItZer-Nice.
This makes me want to mail my Mom a gift, Uni-bomber style.
Oh great, herp and hep.
Eibz, let’s talk about your av. I’m still at work and if I have to get up from my desk with a boner it’s your fault.
Just sayin.
Hey, you got your herp in my hep!
Hey, you got your hep in my herp!
Hep and Herp. Two great tastes that go great together!
Erswi, my work here is done!
Just like every woman I’ve ever been with. They always think their work is done just because they’ve gotten you hard. The work isn’t done until that condition has been remedied. Preferrably with oral treatment.
I have a cat with the hep. Harvey the Hep Cat, as I likie to call him, would be a fine companion if not for his anal seepage.
Equally awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d6Fx6miiAc