Below is the trailer for Soul Men (higher quality trailer available here). The movie stars Samuel L. Jackson, Bernie Mac, Jennifer Coolidge, Sharon Leal, Affion Crockett [seriously?], P.J. Byrne, and infraternal twins Isaac and Sean Hayes. By the way, that is the recently-deceased (then dug up by Filmdrunkards for a road trip) Don LaFontaine doing the voiceover in the trailer. Spooky.
I heard that if Samuel L. Jackson doesn’t call you a motherfucker, you die. I don’t know if that’s true, but if Sean Hayes is still alive 300 years from now, that’s why.
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The movie’s original title was also Sickle Soul Men.
*Scratches ticket*
let’s see… cherry…cherry….MOTHERFUCKER!
Thanks for the banner pic. When I read that Samuel L. Jackson demanded titties, I was thinking he meant something else entirely.
Which one was C. Thomas Howell?
Since Tyler Perry didn’t make this movie, and this movie killed them, can we classify that as a hate crime?
Some natty headgear on display in that trailer. I’m sporting a fine trilby myself.
so, how bout them vmas? stinking pile of forshak am i right fellas?
SLJ called The Mighty One a “motherfucker”, but meant it literally.
Pile of forshak VMAs :(
Dor sho gha! Big Kahuna Burgers!
Tyler Perry was signed on until he saw the interracial sex scene didn’t involve Michael Rappaport.
Why can’t Toby McGuire be killed by his movies?!
so would Wes Anderson be the anti-Tyler Perry since all his movies are about rich sheltered white people having petty life changing moments?
bryce Toby McGuire can’t die, no until he ruins robotech
robotech is going to be bitchin.
Did Isaac Hays die? Did I miss that memo?!
It seems possible…
you cant really fuck it up, as long as theres big ass robots who shoot missiles, punch each other and maybe a little robot fucking
Wait, has everyone associated with this movie die?
God damnit, I told that fucker to kill everyone on the Disaster Movie set…
Not really, Bex. The points of Perry’s movies are simple — black people get by through their family strength. I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me what the fuck the point was of The Darjeeling Limited.
i dont really watch wes anderson movies, i didnt see darjeeling just those pics of natalie portmans bruised up buttcheeks
Mmmmmmm… bruised up Portman cheeks.
They’re still bruised?! Damn, I did that when I was a key grip on “The Professional.” She was way hotter back then.
Hmm… Big Tittie Burgers®.
Patent Pending, motherfuckers!!!
If only I could get Don LaFontaine to utter, “In a world where you get a burger bigger than your third grade teacher’s titties…”
bryce,
Falco’s dead too, in case you missed that.
To make sure that sounds of “Soul Men” remained authentic and believiable, Samuel Jackson’s actual singing voice was replaced by a looped recording of Aretha Franklin’s queefs.
Someone should have told Bernie Mac we could have still figured out this film is a note for note rip-off of The Blues Brothers without his having to go and die.
That same someone also should have told Samuel L Jackson that “It ain’t over until we say it is!” is actually from Animal House.
Was it over when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor?
-r +d
those pesky black people always stealing from white culture!!
Two less votes for Obama.
That depends, nePoo, were they buried in Chicago? you know the dead can still vote there, right?
Bryce:
Glenlivet 18 yo + Feklahr = Awesome “wake”
bex, I love you, man, in a totally non-Zac Efron kind of way.
Ahhh scotch, one of the few things that actually gets more enjoyable when it’s older than 18.
Sam Jackson looked in the mirror after that pic, and thought to himself ‘That is a tasty burger!’
I liked this movie better when it was called “I’m Gonna Get You Sucka”.
How was it that Don Cheadle was no where near this? Not that he’s that bad, but that name just irks me.
New up.