For the second day in a row, Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) has disrupted a fashion show in Milan while filming the Bruno movie, which I guaran-f-cking-tee you will not be titled “Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt” like they keep saying.

Despite the increased security after he evaded guards and burst backstage to changing rooms he again managed to get in.
Wearing fake passes, Cohen and his film crew managed to get past security to the backstage area of Italian label Iceberg’s show.
Cohen is in Milan working on a new film called Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male.
The footage showed an actor dressed in head-to-toe velcro and wearing a blonde wig running about, screaming and hurling himself at the clothes racks.
Iceberg’s flustered stylist, Paolo Gerani, managed to stop the man and have the crew removed.
[Said a police spokesperson] ‘He did not have any id documents on him so someone was sent to his hotel when he got here to fetch his passport.
‘He was actually very funny and the first thing he said was ‘Can I make a phone call’ like they do on TV.’
Cohen was released without charge and was last night still thought to be in Milan. [Daily Mail]

Note to self: don’t get arrested in Italy.  “Aw, how cute, he thinks he gets to make a phone call.  Someone stomp on his neck again, it makes the funniest sound.”